grandpa frisk

A grandpa who is named Frisk who likes Chez and ToiletPaper and has a fetish for Cash Money

Grandpa Frisk: MASSAGE MEH FET JONEE BOAH

by anonymous November 30, 2020

Great Grandpa Joke

A joke that’s even more original and predictable than a dad joke.

Person A: Why was the crab being so mean?
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it was feeling crabby!
Person B: Ugh... Enough with the great grandpa jokes.

by Dray’s Dictionary April 14, 2023

Dirty Grandpa

A drink. 1 part bourbon, 1 part Scotch, 1 part Amaretto 1 cherry. Also known as a GodFather

Bartender, another Dirty Grandpa please.

by Orb42 December 15, 2020

grandpa lore

Grandpa lore is basically like dad lore. Its when they tell you the stuff they did and what they've experienced in their teens/early adult life. Probably before meeting the mother/father of your parent. Cool shit

Heika: I had a dream last night that I was caught by the cops with my friends on the river in the middle of the night in the 70s

Mal: Man that's Grandpa lore

by Peanutznbeans July 11, 2024

healthy grandpa

When you fall asleep in the recliner, and your significant other climbs on top, rides, then steals your wallet and pills

Guy 1: Dude, this chick was so horny, she gave me a healthy grandpa
Guy 2: Holy shit, did you find your stuff?
Guy 1: Nah, i'll ask her about it later!

by Avon-6 September 17, 2021

Work grandpa

A type of elderly coworker that has years of experience in any and all things. All knowing. Shamanistic in their behavior. Wise. Knowledgeable. Old as fuck. But really cool. Has the funniest stories of the old days. Makes you laugh until you piss yourself. Still Parties hard!!!

My work grandpa told me a story about how he uses dating apps on his new phone to get laid.

Work Grandpa went to the Canadien Woodstock in the 60’s and did acid, reefer and mescaline for days.

by Bleepblow February 19, 2021

Fukushima Grandpa

The older employees at the Fukushima nuclear plant who stayed behind to try to stem the meltdown so that their younger colleagues could escape radiation poisoning.

"I have normal, healthy babies today because my older supervisor at the Fukushima plant insisted I flee while he stayed to lock down the cooling towers. He is their true grandfather, their Fukushima Grandpa."

by WWIII reenactor July 4, 2024