freedom garden

A garden where one grows bald eagles, models of presidents heads, and American flags.

"dude your freedom garden is rad!"
"I know! it just sprouted a baldie a few days ago."

by Imtotallynotracist April 29, 2015

Plant a garden

To smoke some weed; get high, with everyone around you thinkin your talkin bout actual gardening. Use terms like garden tools (pipes/paraphenielia) Seeds/plants (weed) Gardeners (stoners) Green house (hotbox) And farmers (dealers)

Him: Hey lets plant a garden!
Him2: man are you a fuckin faerie?
Him:Nahh! i mean PLANT A GARDEN smoke some bud!
Him2: Oh werd! lets have a sesh!
Him:ive got the seeds, garden tools and the hoes! ;)

by Tease;) December 22, 2010

korkys garden

To talk waffle and bollocks with similarly minded f*ck wits on a topic which has no basis in reality

Person A

"If you want to know how to enjoy life without being burdened by aspiration, success, career moves, dependency on a partner, material wealth, boasting, one upmanship being pretentious about not being pretentious just let me know. I'll afford you some valuable insights."

Person B

"LOL - where did you come up with that crap - in Korkys Garden?"

by Girthy Schlong July 18, 2014

Gardeners Cat

Someone who is always watching or is very observant of a particular person or thing.

"Yo that Jason guy quickly managed to find Nathan at the festival. Turns out he never let his eyes stray from him. Hes such a gardeners cat."

by courtney2323 January 10, 2020

Gardeners Cat

Someone who is very observant of small details or frequently watches others in the shadows.

"I swear you've worn that jumper 3 days in a row now"
"Oh you're such a Gardeners Cat"

by TheHoneyBox January 10, 2020

The garden hose

When a female puts their thumb over the hole of the vagina, thus creating a pressurised stream to increase standing accuracy.

man Jenny gave me the garden hose, she garden hosed the shit out of me last night!

by Finlonger September 25, 2014

man garden

A polite way of referring to a man's sexual region.

His shorts are way too small- I can see his man garden when he sits down!

by Pamann December 12, 2010