man flu

term spoken by women, about men exaggerating the severity of a cold

Man: I'm not feeling very well

Woman: Oh, you've got man flu

by Richard Ross April 16, 2006

stripper flu

The Common Cold men recieve the day after visiting a strip club; often caused from sick girls going into work and passing the flu; sometimes passed from other sick guys going to strip clubs and passing the germs through the girls

stripper sick flu lapdancecold germs

I got the worst case of stripper flu from that nasty lapdance I got last night.

by jello79 October 04, 2007

Swine Flu

When you got blasted the night before and porked that fatty.

dude #1: so how'd last night go

dude #2: alright...apparently i was schwasted and caught the swine flu.

dude #1: aww man, again?

by purple david October 26, 2009

YooHoo Flu

Diarrhea in which the consistency is that of the chocolate drink that America loves; peein' out your butt.

Eating spicy foods can give you a bad case of the YooHoo Flu.

by Grizzled Cheese June 26, 2010

Swine Flu

S,W,I,N,E
Stupid Wetbacks Infecting Nearly Everyone

Swine Flu Came from Mexico

by AlCa May 10, 2009

chinese flu

A cold or flu bug that hits you so hard, you feel like you just heard a boop sound and got kicked down bleachers at a soccer match.

Oh man, I caught a chinese flu last week; It was horrible, straight out of soccerkick.mpeg..

by mattology October 24, 2007

Swine Flu

Sexual attraction and/or interaction towards obese and/or overweight people.

Yo, Gary has been having sex with nothing but fat girls, I think he has the Swine Flu.

Mary has been getting with a bunch of obese men. She definitely has the Swine Flu.

by Taco Shabazz May 07, 2009