Floppy disk

On social media, refers to a song, movie or game that didn't get successful or become a hit when it was released

Oh man, that famous singer's latest album was a floppy disk ngl, shit didn't hit

by MrRite August 20, 2022

floppy junk

Unwanted and excessive jiggling and swinging of the male genitalia during pelvic thrusting, often caused by the lack of restrictive underwear. Sometimes causes nausea or vomiting in others.

Girl #1: Did you see Johnny dancing last night? He had a seriously disgusting case of floppy junk going on.

Girl #2: Yeah, it made me want to blow donkey chunks. Jesus, buy some boxer briefs, dude.

by floppyjunkistheenemy February 27, 2008

Floppy Wobber

A flamboyant person. A rainbow.

He's such a Floppy Wobber

by Slobby Floppy Wobber April 28, 2009

Floppy Johnson

When you fail to put on a condom correctly, causing the chick to lose interest and say "just forget it," leaving you with a floppy dick

I couldn't get the condom on fast enough so she was like "ya know what? nevermind." Needless to say, i got a floppy johnson last night

by El Muchador April 25, 2010

floppy mcdoppies

shoes that are extremely old and trashed up, yet the owner insists on still wearing them

guy #1: "Hey man you ready to go?"

guy #2: "You're gonna wear those shoes!!??"

guy #1: "Yea what's wrong with them?"

guy #2: "Dude, look at your floppy mcdoppies! They look like they got dropped in a giant blender, sewn back together, ate by a dog, thrown back up by the dog, crapped on by babies, sanded with sandpaper, and beat up by mike tyson!"

by JMayzin September 13, 2009

floppy b

another name for the female rapper cardi b because she flopped

floppy b is the worst rapper

by petty.maraj May 28, 2022

Floppy Twat

A bastard or cunt who is stingy and doesn't help you when you need it.

Jake: Hey man, can I borrow one of your condoms for my hot date tonight?
Floppy Twat: No man, I don't have enough left.
(Floppy Twat knows he isn't going to use them, but makes Jake suffer anyway)
Jake: You floppy twat.

by Ahgodamit June 20, 2004