The Dungeon

Imagine the freakiest most inhumane place on earth. That is the dungeon. It exists in an alternate reality where NOTHING is considered wrong. iykwim. Now of course I am talking in a freaky way not in a murderous way. Anyways the dungeon is used in hypothetical questions where u r given 2 choices, but always end up choosing the dungeon to save ur self respect.
Friend: Would u rather make eye contact with ur grandpas balls for 20 minutes or go in the dungeon with Elon musk (unrestrained) for 2 hours while being livestreamed on twitter.

You: Um...................dungeon here I come
by dungeonexplorer3000 March 4, 2025
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Egg Dungeon

The act of entrapping yourself under a blanket (typically one of a thick material) and releasing an egg-fueled fart that fills the air quickly. Much like a gas chamber.
"Dude. I just had the most heavenly egg dungeon in the world. It was seriously the best."
by barrybingle November 17, 2021
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A McDonald's PlayPlace. May also refer to the ball pit.
Some fat kid had a birthday party in the PlayPlace and he ended up turning it into Ronald McDonald's Feces Dungeon.
by LG633 July 26, 2024
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Cuomos Dungeon

A sex move where you fuck someone in there unwiped ass with either your fingers or penis then in their mouth with the same appendage and then back to the Anus.

Much like The shitty re-naming of the Tappanzee to the Cuomo bridge, this move is named after Governor Cuomo and his sexual deviancies. Cuomo wanted to go down in history with his name on something legendary so he was named after the sex move after his sexual discrepancies that led him to be removed from office. The move is meant to resemble a bridge between two shitty things over a wet landscape, like the traffic on 287 on both sides of the once- Tappan Zee bridge. It is meant to be a shitty bridge, if you will, The name is also meant to be a terrible idea much like Cuomo’s bastardization of the once-named Tappan Zee.
Guy 1: I met this girl at the club last night and I took her to Cuomos dungeon, If you know what I mean.
Guy 2: That’s gross dude.

Girl 1: My boyfriend wants to cuomos dungeon me.

Girl 2: That’s a horrible idea, what a sexual deviant, just like Cuomo!
by toughcookie96 January 2, 2022
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Eskimo Dungeon

The act of shitting in a Capri-Sun straw, freezing it, squeezing out the result, and using it for sounding.
I was super bored last night so i eskimo dungeon'd so hard i came immediately.
by Zackariah5 July 5, 2024
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Dungeon Family

The prisoners that are imprisoned under the castle.
The Dungeon Family may be down but we looking up.
by Lord Of the Rings. May 29, 2018
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Dungeon Dust

The disgusting funkness that individuals can collect when abstaining from bathing and other hygenic practices.

Can include people who play WoW or other MMO's for far too long in ne sitting.
Blood of Jesus this dude's breath stinks. He just sprayed me with half a kilo of dungeon dust.
by Yowza_Bob January 25, 2011
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