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desking

basically its demanding something but claiming that you are asking it just to sound nicer.
he's desking me but he won't admit it.
he's practically screaming at me for it but he's claiming that he isn't.
by lisaisnotasimp April 17, 2020
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Desk Deuce

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.
John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the learning experience.
by Squirrel Murphy August 27, 2009
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desk

something to have nongay sex with
Hey my Jewish friend want to have nongay sex on a desk
by Mr Lemonstine1 September 4, 2018
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Desk Liquor

The secret stash of liquor, vodka, whiskey, etc., that is stored in one's desk to pull out and drink as needed for extremely stressful days at the office.
Today has been rough so I think I'm going to have a shot of my desk liquor to relax.
by The_Sunn May 19, 2017
mugGet the Desk Liquormug.

fish desking

The act of attaching a dead (or live) fish to the underside of a coworkers desk.
Awww man! Ross has been fish desking the shit out of me lately!
by bumbleduckfunkiebeanz May 9, 2022
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desk hour

having a conversation in a classroom or a room full of people while everyone sits on desks or tables.
"why is everyone sitting on the desks?"

"oh its desk hour"
by capibaru November 22, 2022
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