Desk Troll

Person who gives fellatio under the desk of their superior to get ahead in the company. Either by position or pay scale.

Everyone in the company knows how the desk troll obtained their position in the company.

by Mary Petersen March 6, 2019

fish desking

The act of attaching a dead (or live) fish to the underside of a coworkers desk.

Awww man! Ross has been fish desking the shit out of me lately!

by bumbleduckfunkiebeanz May 9, 2022

desk bitch

n. a female who's taken advantage of by using her back to write letters on.

Hey, Jenny...come over here. I need you to be my desk bitch, so I can write some letters.

by ThatWillBeTheDay June 23, 2024

desk-flowers

Floral arrangements proudly displayed on workplace desks
and gushed over by all.

Her desk-flowers were an unexpected surprise and not only
brightened up her day, but the entire office as well.

by EASYFLOWERS May 16, 2016

Desk

The root of hell in school.

Fuck this desk.

by Ballsinator69420swag May 27, 2015

desk

A really nice place to nap in school.

I want to sleep on that desk

by Penis renis March 31, 2021

Desk Pie

A pie that sits on the corner of the desk just to rile up that inner fat bastard and create a sense of jealousy when others walk by. Generally of the meat variety often consumed for Linner and if consumed in large quantities results in tight pants.

Chopsey was often spotted with a desk pie on display, riling up other members of the office.

by Hausco September 15, 2022