Derek Jeter

A contest in which two guys’ rectums are connected with a rubber tube and both guys eat twelve boxes of raisins; the first person to produce enough pressure to burst the other guy’s colon, wins.

Johnny Damon’s colon was non-existent after playing a three-hour game of Derek Jeter with Jason Giambi.

by hebpro October 20, 2007

Derek Jeter

The most sexiest man alive.

Like when he is batting

by Alexandra November 13, 2003

Gay Derek

A very gay person a chubby ass gay person

man thats a pretty gay derek

by Gay Derek wrote this June 16, 2021

Derek Jeter

A closet homosexual who plays shortstop for the New York Yankees. It is widely believed that he has a sexual relationship with Yankee third baseman, Alex Rodriguez. Ever since A-Rod came to New York, there have been many instances of ass-touching and subtle neck-kissing going on between the tandem.

Derek was also voted most feminine in the MLB in 2006 in an anonymous poll of players and coaches. It was a landslide vote.

I just walked in on Derek Jeter sucking A-Rod.

by steve from May 03, 2007

Derek Chauvin

The man who did nothing wrong

Tyrone: 'ave yo heard how that scumbag Derek Chauvin kill my homie George Floyd?
Theo: So? Who cares, it's just a criminal among many. Accidentally killing one or ten won't change shit.
Tyrone: Fuck yo, fuck the Police, all cops are bastards, stop putting us criminals in jail or kill us, Just let us take shit in peace yo!

by July 06, 2021

Derek Allen

The best man you'll ever meet. He'll stay up with you, play games with you and love you endlessly. He's the kind of guy you dream of every night and wish to be with.

"Life without a Derek is a life without happiness" - Anonymous

Joe: Hey girl, wanna hit me up for the best time of your life?
Girl: Nah, I'm too blinded by Derek Allen to see anyone else.

by LiyahGem January 01, 2015

derek mccreesh

Such a cool person everybody likes him super hot and goes to molloy

Omg did u see Derek mccreesh he’s so coooool

by Smart intelligent definition December 03, 2019