That one cousin in every family whom every elder family member loves and praises. It's that one little son of bitch that is seen as the smartest, most talented, has the best looks, and brightest future. Also, this person tends to be grandma's favorite and sucks up to her just for more attention.
by balletbitch101 September 12, 2014
Get the champion cousinmug. by The molesta August 27, 2016
Get the cousin kissermug. When you go to fantasy girls and sandwich a sloot between you and your cousin and high five and talk about baseball while she gasps for air.
by bconz20 October 13, 2021
Get the cousin sandwichmug. A Vodka Cousin is like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler. Classier than your average Weed Cousin, they're the oldest child in the your family; probably love the eighties, and have no filter.
They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just 18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.
They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just 18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.
"I'm not a Vodka Aunt, I'm your Vodka Cousin. I'm like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler."
"Hot damn, dude! Your cousin, Tabitha, is a total Vodka Cousin."
"Hot damn, dude! Your cousin, Tabitha, is a total Vodka Cousin."
by IllogicalHuman December 7, 2019
Get the vodka cousinmug. by gchexu July 16, 2021
Get the cousin complexmug. by ovosalesman March 5, 2023
Get the cousin lipmug. by da coochie killa January 16, 2021
Get the Cousin Joshmug.