sophia clarke (emerson) receives some dick pics on the daily. ughh what a lucky gal! she is having breast enlargement surgery on may 17th because she can be a little insecure. many would say she is special, but we love her anyway.
she was a waitress at chilis for a while. but when she got fired she stole a shirt on the way out. she got fired because she was caught licking all of the plates before putting the food on them and serving them to the customers. she claims the licking was because her sex life was nonexistent, so she tried to fuck the plates instead. she later admitted that “the plates must not have been feeling the same was she was”... she is still a virgin. the shirt is red and gray striped and is still sitting in her dresser today.
sometimes she lays on top of her friends and snorts in their neck. (also because of her nonexistent sex life)
even though she never got that sexy time, she has still had some moments with ramen, jace, and liam 🤤🤤🤪 and we will never forget about jackson from camp
she is known to pee on all of her friends when something is funny. she has ruined peoples homes with her pee. her pee is green💚💚💚
she was a waitress at chilis for a while. but when she got fired she stole a shirt on the way out. she got fired because she was caught licking all of the plates before putting the food on them and serving them to the customers. she claims the licking was because her sex life was nonexistent, so she tried to fuck the plates instead. she later admitted that “the plates must not have been feeling the same was she was”... she is still a virgin. the shirt is red and gray striped and is still sitting in her dresser today.
sometimes she lays on top of her friends and snorts in their neck. (also because of her nonexistent sex life)
even though she never got that sexy time, she has still had some moments with ramen, jace, and liam 🤤🤤🤪 and we will never forget about jackson from camp
she is known to pee on all of her friends when something is funny. she has ruined peoples homes with her pee. her pee is green💚💚💚
by ursexybitch April 22, 2019
Get the sophia clarkemug. “Have you seen that girl?”
“Yeah, she’s a right Anna Clarke”
“What do you mean?”
“She likes the semen of many men across her face and in her body at once as possible.”
“Yeah, she’s a right Anna Clarke”
“What do you mean?”
“She likes the semen of many men across her face and in her body at once as possible.”
by Lolsies4Evs September 20, 2018
Get the Anna Clarkemug. Dude i got drunk last night and fucked Angus Clark worst mistake ever is was like bouncing on a thick bush of pubes with no dick
by Hezza69 May 26, 2019
Get the Angus Clarkmug. When one journies into an area that could've been explored by any man yet was previously unexplored because no man was stupid enough to do so. Typically used to describe how a fat girl loses her virginity.
"Jim I heard you took fatty Patty's virginity at the dance last night?"
"Ah man word about that got out? Yea everyone told me not to but I went Louis and Clarking"
"Ah man word about that got out? Yea everyone told me not to but I went Louis and Clarking"
by PrinceCharming69 April 18, 2014
Get the Louis and Clarkingmug. A specific type of bowel movement, typically produced by humans on a zero fiber diet, which has a texture consistent with organic peanut butter - this require the usage of nearly an entire role of toilet paper. This is of great financial benefit to Kimberly Clark - the worlds largest manufacturer of toilet paper.
One week my diet consisted entirely of saltine crackers, peanut butter, Oreo cookies, pretzels and sourdough bread. This resulted in my producing 1-2 Kimberly Clarks per day and forced a diet change rich in Brussels sprouts and Sauerkraut.
by MR Nipple June 7, 2014
Get the Kimberly Clarkmug. a british music artist who can make music about anything
She started her channel in 2011 has a 16 year old with her first song rain
She also made many eps and a record that got number 3 on the charts
Her most popular song is her sing about wanking
Also special girl dodie is weirdly attractive
She started her channel in 2011 has a 16 year old with her first song rain
She also made many eps and a record that got number 3 on the charts
Her most popular song is her sing about wanking
Also special girl dodie is weirdly attractive
Mom: why are you watching what look porn
Kid: no mom it's just dodie clark music if i kissed someone it wasn't you
Mom: um what the hell
Kid: no mom it's just dodie clark music if i kissed someone it wasn't you
Mom: um what the hell
by Wesiswes December 3, 2021
Get the dodie clarkmug. The hottest man alive
Really respectful and genuinely takes the time to care for you. He doubts himself a lot but he is honestly the definition of perfection. I love u loads u silly goose 😘😘
Really respectful and genuinely takes the time to care for you. He doubts himself a lot but he is honestly the definition of perfection. I love u loads u silly goose 😘😘
by Fat cabbage June 4, 2021
Get the Tommy Clarkemug.