by Bubulcitate June 30, 2019
The hottest man alive
Really respectful and genuinely takes the time to care for you. He doubts himself a lot but he is honestly the definition of perfection. I love u loads u silly goose 😘😘
Really respectful and genuinely takes the time to care for you. He doubts himself a lot but he is honestly the definition of perfection. I love u loads u silly goose 😘😘
Tommy Clarke is my nan
by Fat cabbage June 04, 2021
A specific type of bowel movement, typically produced by humans on a zero fiber diet, which has a texture consistent with organic peanut butter - this require the usage of nearly an entire role of toilet paper. This is of great financial benefit to Kimberly Clark - the worlds largest manufacturer of toilet paper.
One week my diet consisted entirely of saltine crackers, peanut butter, Oreo cookies, pretzels and sourdough bread. This resulted in my producing 1-2 Kimberly Clarks per day and forced a diet change rich in Brussels sprouts and Sauerkraut.
by MR Nipple June 07, 2014
Did you hear about the chick from HR?
Yeah she really did an Ebony Clarke hey?
My missus would fuckin obliterate the bitch
Yeah she really did an Ebony Clarke hey?
My missus would fuckin obliterate the bitch
by Workchick March 07, 2022
by safora February 25, 2021
When one journies into an area that could've been explored by any man yet was previously unexplored because no man was stupid enough to do so. Typically used to describe how a fat girl loses her virginity.
"Jim I heard you took fatty Patty's virginity at the dance last night?"
"Ah man word about that got out? Yea everyone told me not to but I went Louis and Clarking"
"Ah man word about that got out? Yea everyone told me not to but I went Louis and Clarking"
by PrinceCharming69 April 18, 2014