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Somewhere a dog barked

Being the victim of a whistle-blower (someone who reports your misconduct.)
There was no more rain, just an eerie stillness, a deathly silence. Somewhere a dog barked, and my wife caught me with my pants down, and the maid on the floor... staring at the ceiling languidly, with the eyes of an innocent cow.
by rperazag June 19, 2010
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barking abbey school

Barking abbey and place full of silly boys that claim to be 'roadmen' because they post sc videos of them showing off there dads money. A place full of skets that legs are always open releasing a fish odour. This school is a high risk of stds. Danger zone.
What's the shit down the road?.
That's just Barking Abbey School.
by Thathathathat. March 10, 2017
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Vaginal bark rash

A graze type rash caused as the result of administering a flying vagina to a stationary tree.
Anne "I have a sore fucken cunt".

Patrice " what do you expect? You flying vagina'd three trees last night! now you've got vaginal bark rash
by Fantastic five October 29, 2011
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Barks and Screws

It's a combination of bump and bruises & cuts and crapes.
Sarah hit the pavement so hard she's all Barks and Screws.
by Crazy "Barks and Screws" Sarah October 17, 2008
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Bayou Barking Spider

A loud, obnoxious, smelly fart. The name is a reference to the air quality of Bayou La Batre, Alabama.
"Watch out for those Bayou Barking Spiders! They'll sneak up on you!"
by Levi W. June 23, 2008
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barking prairie dog

The ability (or relief) to be able to fart when prairie dogging.
Sara was thankful that she had a barking prairie dog because she didn't have skid marks when she finally was able to get into the toilet.
by hoho223 November 7, 2009
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1. verb. violently vomiting into a toilet bowl, sink or bathtub - "europe" is onomatopoeic for vomiting loudly and/or violently.
Hey mate, how'd you pull up this morning?

Fuck dude, I was barking europe at the porcelain for so damn long I tore some capillaries in my throat and my girlfriend had to drive me to hospital.
by Ryan Paine February 8, 2008
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