blood battery

The modern corporate worker.

I work my whole life just to survive from paycheck to paycheck. I feel like a blood battery.

by Netlad June 29, 2024

why does a banana battery work

The banana battery works because of kinetic energy and static electricity
Connecting together and making fireworks and killing your family

human one: i just why does a banana battery work my family

human steve: damn bro thats sick

jesus: why did i create humans just for them to make love with their family to later kill them.

by corgi lover1234 January 9, 2025

Little precious battery

slang word for d!ck

Because Jungkook's battery runs out.
And Jungkook's battery is precious, right?

Isn't this little precious battery still alive and well? - Jimin

Excuse me?! - Jungkook

by 나피사2009 July 15, 2025

main battery

A main battery is the primary weapon or group of weapons around which a warship is designed. As such, a main battery was historically a gun or group of guns, as in the broadsides of cannon on a ship of the line. Later, this came to be turreted groups of similar large-caliber naval rifles.

e.g.: FIRE ALL MAIN BATTERY TURRETS!, LOAD ALL MAIN BATTERY TURRETS WITH AP ROUNDS!

by Dinacheris June 22, 2023

Battery Pack

A person or people who give energy, focus, good vibes, or life to another person’s goals and dreams; to put a battery in somebody’s back.

Artist: TJ put a battery in my back on this one!
Producer: Aye homes a real battery pack.

by BPMillionaire June 23, 2021

Battery Pack

When you hype a person up too much and that person believes the hype.

Y’all must of put a battery pack on Kev the way he was talking all that shit……

by 2shotAb September 13, 2025

Battery Slap

A battery slap is an attack commonly used by cretins to stun their opponents. To perform the battery slap, creep up behind your victim and hit them on the back of their head with the wires of your battery pack. This will stun them for 3 moves, allowing you to do a follow up attack, such as a bean slap.

Person A: ...
Person B: “watch, I’ll battery slap them.”
-slap-
Person A: “ahhh help, I’m stunned and can’t defend myself!”

by KingPrimo November 28, 2019