killing my battery

Man im hella stoned ! Best day ever

Mom: clean your room do your homework take a shower walk the dog, etc/
Man youre killing my battery !
by suda October 03, 2014
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Back in Battery

Originally an artillery term for a gun which has completed its recoil/postfiring cycle and is ready to fire again. Common usage now is 'ready to go,' or recovered. Also seen as 'Back to Battery.'
"I set my hair on fire last night, but five hours' rack time and I'm back in battery."
by blade-the-dog February 05, 2024
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The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.
As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?
by Senormeowington October 14, 2011
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lithium battery

type of battery used for low-power, high-reliability, long-life applications, such as clocks, cameras and calculators.
a lithium battery exploded
by ethan the g July 19, 2024
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dur-battery-um-phobia

person= arggghh duracell battery
other person= you've got dur-battery-um-phobia
by pattatoe-fellow23 March 29, 2011
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battery candy

Sour candy, because sour candy is as bad for your teeth as battery acid.
Pirate: Yarrrgh, do you like battery candy?
by babypiratesnapchat2 December 27, 2022
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battery candy

Jolly Ranchers, as they be shaped like batteries.
Do you like battery candy?
by babypiratesnapchat2 January 30, 2023
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