kiddie play

adjective; A drinker that can't handle their "hard" drinks, so they drink "alcoholic juice" (ex. margarita, champagne, wine)

Man 1: "Man, where is the wine at?
Man 2: "You don't want any of this Cîroc?
Man 3: "Nah man 2, he likes that kiddie play stuff."

by είμαι ωμόρος March 21, 2021

Kiddie Pool

When you ejaculate into your partners belly button.

My girlfriend likes when I give her a kiddie pool.

by Moto611 May 19, 2024

Kiddy Trash

A form of media that is designed to attract the attention of children, that lacks any quality, depth and imagination.
Unfortunately, this practice generates large quantities of profit for the creators.

Friend- "You know Fortnite?"
You- "Yeh"
Friend- "Don't bother playing it, its kiddy trash

by Console Pleb2 January 5, 2019

kiddie krack

the art of acting or looking Silly

after looking all around the house lily finds her glasses onthe top of her head. Jill asks " lily are you on kiddie krack?" as she sits laughing at lily

by collieoo July 19, 2007

hello kiddy

A guy who ignores a girl's texts and instead replies "hi" two days later as if nothing happened.

(text messages)
A: where do you wanna meet up later?
B: (two days later)

Hi!!!!!!!!
A: omg, stop being a hello kiddy!!

by Miss Cotton Candy April 14, 2016

Gun Kiddie

A child obsessed with guns despite lacking knowledge about the topic.
Similar to: Script kiddie

f*cking gun kiddie, the shell doesn't come out the front of the gun!

by Geraldston December 30, 2023

script kiddie

the type of loser that has absolutely no skill and no one likes

holy shit, that script kiddie got destroyed!

by arethereanyfuckinghandlesleft August 23, 2020