vanilla vibes

When a guy/girl is giving you the vibe they are hella basic n boring in bed. Basically have no kinks and just likes the basic missionary position till you both cum.

lochie is giving me vanilla vibes but i wanna be choked and like full abused when we fuck, ion think he'll be into that.

by ineedarootmate November 30, 2018

vanilla delight

That awesome co-worker that is just so sweet with a creamy complexion. You can hardly wait for her to come to work because she is the eye candy of the office. They typically can be seen with a Worlds Finest chocolate bar near by for snack purposes.

Oh snap, here she comes- my vanilla delight . If I could drink her up I would !

by Frenchtwist May 2, 2018

Vanilla Swordfish

A vanilla swordfish is a person with many passionate but minor kinks, such as daddy/mommy kinks, gentle hair pulling and choking, and name calling. They typically come off as basic or unassuming at first.

Brittany is such a Vanilla Swordfish! Her boyfriend had bruises all over her neck!

by janetbarley2974 May 21, 2020

all vanilla

adjective, Slang.

fine; completely satisfactory; OK; copacetic.

"hey Carroll how are you finding your time on strictly?"

"it's all vanilla"

by Charliesays January 10, 2016

Vanilla Blues

The sense of sadness felt when you like someone, however they're vanilla and you're freaky kinky.

These vanilla boys are giving me the vanilla blues..

by NoiziCat October 2, 2015

vanilla hug

When you cum inside a girl but she wont let you pull out.

I went to cum inside my girlfriend but she gave me a vanilla hug and now shes pregnant.

by Krull257 January 18, 2020

Vanilla Twizzler

A fetish masturbation technique, in which a man lies back on his shoulder blades with his pelvis position directly above his face, in order to ejaculate into his own mouth.

I caught a co-worker doing a vanilla twizzler in the break room.

by Steve Clayton October 19, 2015