double texting

when someone texts you and you dont respond so they text you again later.

hailey: hi (10:11am)
hailey: hru? (1:35pm)
martin: im ok. (3:09pm)

martin: hailey wont stop double texting me. she's getting on my nerves (1:38pm)
aiden: damn man (1:39pm)

by i like correcting definitions July 4, 2020

textsfromlastnight

it's a website. you send in text messages or short conversations "from last night" that were funny and if it's good they put them on the website. then the people that go on the site decide, based on that text, if it was a good or bad night.

some of them are really hilarious

BEST NIGHTS

(843): Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true

(201): I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
(908): I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
(201): Tie

(813): I'm fucking your sister right now.
(1-813): You motherfucker
(813): She's next.

WORST NIGHTS

(314): So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.

(609): I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
(1-609): and?
(609): RIP clitoris

(325): wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"

textsfromlastnight.com

by texter098892 July 31, 2009

This text has been found in violation of H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A. and has been removed

It is what happened to one of the defenitions of america the H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A. was a act passed by the united states to prevent online policy

Me:Hey what is the defenition of America
*looks it up*

*This text has been found in violation of H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A. and has been removed*
Me:What the fuck

by Idk what to put here l0l January 20, 2021

wall of text

A massive, and terribly formatted post or write up. Your eyes might bleed from trying to read it.

I went to read that kids post but saw it was just a wall of text and gave up.

by hoodlum0 January 3, 2009

texas air conditioning

cold beer held in crotch while driving.

frosty cold one between legs while operating pickup truck or old cadillac. driving with texas air conditioning on.

by hnbc August 4, 2006

booty text

The lazy, low-commitment version of the booty call

booty text from 555-5555
What are you doing? Wanna come over and sleep in my bed?

by april1 April 1, 2008

Texting it out

The act of "working it out" (aka. resolving a dispute) through texting as opposed to in person.

"Hey joan, what's up?"
"Grr, I got into a fight with my boyfriend, I'm trying to work it out. Were text fighting right now."
"Oh so your texting it out?"
"Pretty much yah."

by T-swizzle October 16, 2009