testiclysis

Destruction of a man's testicles, from the word "testicle" and root -lysis.

Fuck you, testiclysis be upon ye

by zhannu November 8, 2023

Flaming testicle

The flaming testicle is a drink created in Austin, TX. It consists of a shot of tequila and a splash of Tabasco. It is decorated with two olives (stuffed with blue cheese) that are dipped in Sambuca and lit on fire.

"Let's go down to the bar and get some flaming testicles!!! Hell yeah!"

"This is the best fucking drink ever"

"Balls on fire!"

by DrunkGeo February 27, 2013

Eagle Testicle

Seton

The Eagle Testicle did a wonderful Job, Today

by Testingone February 22, 2022

basket-testicle

What some people think of the sport of basketball when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.

Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch basket-testicle on the telly . I know that you hate basketball with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.

by Telephony2 June 10, 2023

Pickled bull testicle

A delicacy eaten around the world

John ate a few kilograms of pickled bull testicle

by Bananana_Banananana February 27, 2021

Besties before testies

Another way of saying, bro’s before hoes or sisters before misters.

Bestie 1: I saw him kick a poodle. He’s horrible
Bestie 2: What? No you didn’t. You’re lying.
Bestie 1: no I’m serious, remember, besties before testies. Trust me.

by Bananastation August 26, 2021

testicle handjob

when a girl jerks off a guy with a very tiny dick by grabbing his balls and jerking them up and down the shaft of his chode

fatass randy is upset because all the hoes want to give him testicle handjobs due to his pathetic dong

by anyone but fatass randy January 17, 2008