tesla sex

When you have sexual intercourse in your Tesla while it’s on autopilot/self-driving mode. Also known as a road fuck on autopilot, a self-driving coitus, and a passing the time in a car.

While we were having Tesla Sex, my ass bumped the steering wheel and knocked it out of autopilot.

by ChocoFacial69 May 16, 2019

tesco meal deal

The British national meal, usually perfected by a sandwich, a pack of crisps and a coke.

Fuck roast beef lol

Bro what are u having for Sunday Lunch

Dude I’m having a Tesco Meal Deal

That’s well cool mate

by #virgin October 15, 2019

testostiotromes

testosterone but said by someone who only heard it once

what's that hormone called testostiotromes?

by tixs July 12, 2021

Testy Call

"testy call" is the female-abbreviated version of booty call which can also be the equivalent sentence of "getting the d" - a sentence generated to stabilize the man-to-female relationship and work as a stable pillar for equality.

"I'm totally going to invite the hot guy from the bar last week over for a Testy Call"

by Tiltical July 13, 2021

french testing

A Jamaican colloquialism for placing your penis between a woman's breasts and proceeding to pleasure yourself. titty fuck

Well endowed girl comes into view....

Tom: "Check out those double Ds man!!!"

Mark: "French testing for the win!"

by earlito December 5, 2010

Mad Tested.

When you tell your significant other you did something that you're thinking of doing soon but haven't actually done yet so you can see exactly how mad they will get when you actually do it. Should they get REALLY mad you pretend it was a joke and don't do it.

Mad Tested. = Dude I totally Mad Tested my girlfriend last night and she wasn't all that mad so I'm going to skip that boring thing with her and her family this weekend and meet you at the bar instead.

by Monstopher March 7, 2013

torch test

Applying a light (flashlight, phone light, etc) to the bottom of the breasts in a low lit room; results of the test demonstrate whether or not breasts are enhanced by way of implants (ie silicone, saline, etc). This is not a pass / fail test per se as the results of either outcome are delightful. This test may involve female - male, female -female, or multiple combinations and is especially exciting when electrical tape is used to create boob-o-lanterns with the breasts.

Last night we had a few friends over and after dinner had some good ole fashioned fun placing bets on who was "lights on" versus "lights off" in the topless torch test.

by K3ys3rS0z3 June 23, 2017