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terminal farts

farts that won't stop for hours, becoming less than enjoyable!
john worshiped farts and farting until he got the terminal farts, which wore his buttle out!!

john loved farting, but never wanted the terminal farts again!

john considered getting some of that 'lotion', to stop the terminal farts!
by michael foolsley January 5, 2010
mugGet the terminal fartsmug.

terminal length

Without any cutting or trimming, the length to which hair or beards will grow before they stop and won’t go any further.
“Bro, my beard has reached terminal length, it got as far as my chest & won’t grow past that point”

“I haven’t cut my hair for over a year but it won’t get any longer than this. It’s reached terminal length”
by Ch4os-Th3ory December 12, 2021
mugGet the terminal lengthmug.

terminal ignore

Terminal ignore is when someone you are close to turns their back and ignores you on an ongoing basis for no reason .
John has put me on terminal ignore. I hear nothing from him and he is always too busy to speak with me .
by Kahamom October 29, 2019
mugGet the terminal ignoremug.

Terminal Illness

Funny definition: Airport sickness

Actual definition: An incurable illness which is guaranteed to progressively worsen until it causes the sufferer's death.
A terminal illness usually affects the brain (Dementia, Alzheimer's Disease, CJD/vCJD, Huntington's Disease, ALS, etc.)

However, this is not always the case.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024
mugGet the Terminal Illnessmug.

terminal munchosity

the unexplainable feeling of hunger one gets once they pass through security at the airport, no matter how much they pigged out prior to their arrival.
Annette "Why am I so freaking hungry? I just ate a huge breakfast!"
Jason "Must be terminal munchosity, I think the airports pump oxygen through the ventilation system to make people crave food."
by gerlitzappel October 11, 2009
mugGet the terminal munchositymug.

Mexican terminator

Some Mexican guy who wanted to be the terminator and is named Juan Sanchez
I called my friend the Mexican terminator after he terminated them tacos
by Beans2954 February 14, 2023
mugGet the Mexican terminatormug.

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