john worshiped farts and farting until he got the terminal farts, which wore his buttle out!!
john loved farting, but never wanted the terminal farts again!
john considered getting some of that 'lotion', to stop the terminal farts!
john loved farting, but never wanted the terminal farts again!
john considered getting some of that 'lotion', to stop the terminal farts!
by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

Without any cutting or trimming, the length to which hair or beards will grow before they stop and won’t go any further.
“Bro, my beard has reached terminal length, it got as far as my chest & won’t grow past that point”
“I haven’t cut my hair for over a year but it won’t get any longer than this. It’s reached terminal length”
“I haven’t cut my hair for over a year but it won’t get any longer than this. It’s reached terminal length”
by Ch4os-Th3ory December 12, 2021

Terminal ignore is when someone you are close to turns their back and ignores you on an ongoing basis for no reason .
John has put me on terminal ignore. I hear nothing from him and he is always too busy to speak with me .
by Kahamom October 29, 2019

by bigdickyourmom May 6, 2021

Funny definition: Airport sickness
Actual definition: An incurable illness which is guaranteed to progressively worsen until it causes the sufferer's death.
Actual definition: An incurable illness which is guaranteed to progressively worsen until it causes the sufferer's death.
A terminal illness usually affects the brain (Dementia, Alzheimer's Disease, CJD/vCJD, Huntington's Disease, ALS, etc.)
However, this is not always the case.
However, this is not always the case.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024

the unexplainable feeling of hunger one gets once they pass through security at the airport, no matter how much they pigged out prior to their arrival.
Annette "Why am I so freaking hungry? I just ate a huge breakfast!"
Jason "Must be terminal munchosity, I think the airports pump oxygen through the ventilation system to make people crave food."
Jason "Must be terminal munchosity, I think the airports pump oxygen through the ventilation system to make people crave food."
by gerlitzappel October 11, 2009

by Beans2954 February 14, 2023
