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Tard tender

What does your wife do for a living? She’s a tard tender for the county
by Steinbrenda January 9, 2022
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Tender Lump

A tender lump is when a boy has tender swollen nips.
John: OW BRO
Lance: What dude?
John: Bro you hit my tender lump
Lance: Dont call it that.
by TenderNips December 9, 2021
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Tender

If you are referred to as “Tender” that means your worst than a simp you a lame ah person
Look at Joseph holding Josephine’s bag and lunch for her he a tender ah nigga
by @yungtytpc April 1, 2022
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LEGAL TENDER KITING

CENTER OF TRUST

When you take a SERIAL NUMBER of any currency and track spending of it by putting the SERIAL NUMBER on another CHANGE from the original CURRENCY UTILIZED.

Having LEGAL SEX that is for an indefinite time where every SEX ACT is accounted for.
When someone gives you money as where you spend it and what is usually kept track of in some way so you might as well use LEGAL TENDER KITING as it will never have their trust for you bounce away from you but will in essence enhance it greatly.

Hey listen better do it right as LEGAL TENDER KITING is just what they you want to do where if they point you to be FIRST IN LINE you got others that are always SECOND IN LINE and that my friend may infer something.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE April 5, 2022
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cat tenders

my cat tenders ate themselves
by cabagekid69 April 5, 2022
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double tender fuck

person 1: hey, wanna go to mcdonalds for a double tender fuck
person 2: crispy juicy tender i fucked a transgender
by transfucker19280 March 13, 2021
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tender noodle

someone who is over sensitive, or soft to any given situation.
"did you see that know it all get upset they were actually wrong? I know, what a tender noodle."
by Miroku007 May 10, 2021
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