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tender

a tender is the satus of having a bender; two or usually three days of pure brain cell annihilation, for ten days
"sup cunt, what are you and the boys doing for exactly the next ten days?"
"hey fuck face, me and the boys are having a tender, cunt"
by hugh mungus 69696969 May 30, 2018
mugGet the tendermug.

Salad tender

Someone who doesn’t wanna be called a salad tosser
by Flashkk October 4, 2020
mugGet the Salad tendermug.

twat tender

Money placed into the vagina after sex.
Hey baby don't forget to stuff this pussy with that twat tender this pussy needs to get paid
by BroKen jensen February 24, 2022
mugGet the twat tendermug.

Tenderizing the Meat

It like holding a person hostage but you still kill him. You use him as bait kind of.
Buttsniff |||: Can you kill me now?
Me: NO! I'm tenderizing the meat.
mugGet the Tenderizing the Meatmug.

Tenderism

Derived from the word Terrorism, It is the ONE & ONLY religion allowed in the Tenderverse and is mandatory for ANY & ALL tender verse residents to worship. It consists of the Residents bowing down to Tenders and reading the Tenderbal to survive and keep them out of The Hole. Bad things will happen to the residents who don't abide by Tenderism.
Tenderverse Resident: "I don't like tenderism!"
Tenders: *Eats.* *throws into THE Brain Hole*
by FastAir May 20, 2024
mugGet the Tenderismmug.

Boot Tender

An inmate who is a frequent victim of sexual assault and employs the strategy of keeping a larger more dominant violent inmate's boots in their cell, to display ownership—or the illusion of ownership—in an attempt to establish protection by said dominant inmate.
Charlie, if you don’t want to be called a boot tender, stand up for your self. I have never met a more natural submissive.
by “El” Ron Hubbard February 24, 2025
mugGet the Boot Tendermug.

Tender Dick Therapy

Providing emotional relief to a stranger or acquaintance by softly, and non-lustfully using your member to massage, penetrate, caress, and showcase a willing female in emotional distress.
Jessica, just dumped by her boyfriend, got some tender dick therapy from Chris on a rainy night in NYC.
by Dothivalla November 18, 2015
mugGet the Tender Dick Therapymug.

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