testicle hug

When a woman hugs a man while on her knees connecting his testicles to her nipples. For more advanced practice: woman will squeeze his rear end with both hands.

Warning: may lead to fornication.

Kelsey: "I really need a testicle hug right now"

Tiffany and Molly: "Are you sure? That could lead to fornication..."

by Tiffollsey February 7, 2014

testicle visions

Testicle visions where guys have sensations in balls and has trouble focusing, so doing simple things like reading or interacting become difficult

Damn. These testicle visions really messed me up on that test.

by AManWhotellsnolies May 30, 2014

testicle fuck

Taking scrotum sak and playing throat hockey.

I am going to testicle fuck you.

by sightlywaif January 23, 2016

Testicle Toyota

A Toyota which has a paper mache penis on its hood that is rammed into a wall.

Today, I finally made my new Testicle Toyota.

by Wyree_Darx May 29, 2016

Teffticles

Youngest brother of Hercules known for his childish pranks

Unbeknownst to Hercules, Teffticles had once again wiped his ass on the inside of the Nemean Lion Cloak Hercules was currently wearing

by DirtyCubby October 6, 2016

testicle porn

Testicle porn, from the Latin origins meaning, to tuck balls behind legs while cumming.

Testi = to tuck

Cules= orgasming greatly.

Dude she was eating my ass and licking my balls...hard...then because I had my junk tuck up between my legs while she was eating it all, so I held it tucked while I came like in testicle porn it was amazing.

I've heard testicle porn is a big new thing, we probably shoulda filmed ourselves doing it.

by Bigdeal1984 March 15, 2017

tentaclesexual

To be attracted to tentacles. This is not to be confused with being attracted to octopi, or squids of any kind, as the person who is tentaclesexual is only attracted to tentacles.

"You like that octopus? Aren't you tentaclesexual?"
"No, dude, I only like tentacles."

by ovenroastedjews April 7, 2017