japanese bed self-pleasure technique

a method of masturbation in males wherein the males make their dick erect and then lie down on bed and rub their dick against the bedsheets and bed to gain sexual stimulation, mimicking actual missionary pose but with the bed.

A: bro i wanna feel real sex
B: go the bed and use the japanese bed self-pleasure technique bro!

by holysanta July 17, 2025

Badgering technique

To annoy the shit out the victim till they go out with you.

My rizz ain’t working finna use the badgering technique.

by The rizz goats May 21, 2022

Cosmic Birdo Technique

The act of putting a kazoo in a girls mouth while cracking a raw egg in her pussy and fucking her hard until its unbearable!

Boy 1- Yo, bro, I got invited to Janet's house yesterday!
Boy 2- How'd it go?
Boy 1- I thought it was going to be a normal night, but then she pulled out a kazoo, and I knew we were going to do the Cosmic Birdo Technique!

by Min0$c0in August 6, 2024

the skunk technique

A sort of self defense mechanism used when someone shows interest in you

(Usually derived off ones insecurity’s)
Ex:
>Talk to anon
>Find out anon likes you

>>Think you are not good enough

>>>Proceed to purposefully make your self less desirable
>Last read 8 weeks ago

Similar to that of a skunk , if you get too close , the wretched smell will make want to get away from it

Hey what happened between you and anon?
I drove her away with the skunk technique

by BigFard July 28, 2021

breathing techniques

something Ellie Pierce CANT DO

she failed at using breathing techniques when around a certain someone

by laxlax14 July 6, 2019

Drill Technique

the drill technique is when u put your thumb on your screen protector and then put your other thumb on top of the thumb that's already on the screen protector and press down as hard as u can to release anger

This game is so stupid I'm gonna use the drill technique

by Pooterj40 July 14, 2024

Nicole Simpson Technique

The perfected way of cutting up white meat without any negative consequences

The Nicole Simpson Technique taught by OJ Simpson guarantees an opportunity to cut up a white woman and getting acquitted by the black jury. Money back guarantee

by queensburykid April 11, 2024