Tomball

A filthy, disease ridden area north of Houston. It is home to many hoodlums, hooligans, hayseeds and harpies. There are some isolated areas of coolness but they are very hard to find. Filled to the brim with that "good old boys" mentality, if any mentality at all.

Also:
A noun used to describe someone from that area. They look like most other rednecks, except with less teeth, education and coherency. They resemble zombies.

Ed: I'm from Tomball.
Houstonian: Oh. I. Am. Sorry. Do. You. Need. Some. Help?
Ed: I said I'm from Tomball. I didn't say I'm slow!
Houstonian: I wasn't aware there is a difference.

Anyone who is missing teeth, sounds like Boomhaur from King Of The Hill, wears wifebeaters, drives a TRUCK, Drinks and drives or would appear on Cops would look "Tomball"

by Nigel Chaos July 30, 2008

Tombur

A ship name of two content creators, Tommyinnit and Wilbur Soot both adults

Person 1: who is your ship in MCYT
Person 2: Tombur!

by Kai_Quinn April 20, 2022

Tombradyer

1. One who gains pleasure from a five yard dump pass and/or compares Tom Brady to the great Joe Montana.
2. A term used in place of lucky SOB in a sentence.

That tombradyer just won the lottery even though his friend worked to buy the ticket.

by ME!! February 24, 2005

trombetta

The trail of hair leading from the pubes to the belly button.

Check out the trombetta on that girl, its longer than the Aappalachian trail!

by marlonbrando December 27, 2007

tomb raider

one who raids tombs - the act of having sexual intercourse

raid my tomb baby - oh yeah

by Craig May 20, 2004

Tombstoning

When two people (males preferably) have oral sex simultaneously whilst in a standing 69 position.

I walked into the kitchen lastnight and caught to of my housemates "tombstoning"

by BSE123 February 10, 2018

rusty tombone

Golfer who's shot pattern is duff, fat, shank, penalty, good shot, 3 putt for a triple bogey on every hole. Shoots between 110 and 125. This golfer plays no more than 4 times per year.

That old Cratty used to be a rusty tombone but he really put his time in to improve his game. Did you see the way he played at Jon Herzog's bachelor party?

by Neil Costa September 28, 2008