being beaten unmercifully in any form of competition be it video games, sports, chess, Etc. It used to describe the most brutal of punishment. Comes in handy when "owned" or "murked" cannot be used to portray the loss one has suffered at the hands of another.
Wack boy: you cant hope to beat me in tekken fool
J-wade: listen here boy, im finna put all kinda hurt upside ya head.
several minutes later...
wack boy : what!! oh no
anyone around: damn son you just got Duct Taped and butt raped
J-wade: listen here boy, im finna put all kinda hurt upside ya head.
several minutes later...
wack boy : what!! oh no
anyone around: damn son you just got Duct Taped and butt raped
by the dealer of new age lingo October 22, 2009
Get the Duct Tapedmug. Enough of your unoriginal ranting.
Everyone knows the overused catch phrases already. Make up some new ones! Gack!
a)Use Duct Tape when your arm or leg as an extra joint in the bone and usually would not.
b)Also used for parental entities, namely mothers, when they attempt to use an imperative sentence during a conversation with you.
c)To cover your own mouth from laughing at your witless friends when that terrorist attack finally does come (which in turn keeps you from breathing the biologically detrimental substance).
Everyone knows the overused catch phrases already. Make up some new ones! Gack!
a)Use Duct Tape when your arm or leg as an extra joint in the bone and usually would not.
b)Also used for parental entities, namely mothers, when they attempt to use an imperative sentence during a conversation with you.
c)To cover your own mouth from laughing at your witless friends when that terrorist attack finally does come (which in turn keeps you from breathing the biologically detrimental substance).
a)You are riding your bike and crash. "Crap! I can lick my elbow! is that a good sign?
b)"Hello, son. How is school? You should really try harder to--MMPH MURUR GERT PHIS ERF MEHH MMPH MPH!"
c)"Hey dude, why did that plane just drop a huge barrel out of its cargo hold? Eww. its smells like crap out here *cough* *applies duc tape* see all better bah ha ha. here. have some duct tape
b)"Hello, son. How is school? You should really try harder to--MMPH MURUR GERT PHIS ERF MEHH MMPH MPH!"
c)"Hey dude, why did that plane just drop a huge barrel out of its cargo hold? Eww. its smells like crap out here *cough* *applies duc tape* see all better bah ha ha. here. have some duct tape
by sp3nx0r May 24, 2004
Get the Duct Tapemug. Rapist 1:"What are you gonna tie her up with?"
Rapist 2:"I'll use duck tape."
Rapist 1:"You're a royal dumbass."
Rapist 2:"I'll use duck tape."
Rapist 1:"You're a royal dumbass."
by SillyClownRapist July 7, 2010
Get the Duck Tapemug. by Ben April 18, 2003
Get the Duct Tapemug. When the asshole of a freshly fucked butt is so stretched out and loose, gape tape is applied to seal off the brown stink hole from leaking feces and other anal contaminants. It is often used as an adhesive of sorts for whores, sluts, pornstars, and anal explorers from all walks of life.
Dude, Sasha has been taking it up the dumper so damn much that her Doctor made her start wearing gape tape to keep that treacherous hole from leaking shit everywhere.
by Dollabillz February 7, 2014
Get the gape tapemug. Exactly what it sounds like. I mean really, you guys know what lemon tape is, right? Known by many as the best thing ever.
"Dude, I just got in a new order of lemon tape"
"DUUUUUUDDEE!"
"I can't decide which I like more: lemon tape or lemon tape... hmmm.... I think I"ll go with lemon tape!"
"DUUUUUUDDEE!"
"I can't decide which I like more: lemon tape or lemon tape... hmmm.... I think I"ll go with lemon tape!"
by King Widge August 30, 2014
Get the Lemon Tapemug. by IT Boss December 31, 2008
Get the Tape monkeymug.