Ghetto Tape

Pimp awesome old tape used to give grip to something and prevent sting on a bat. grants luck to the user

An example of Ghetto Tape is years old medical gauze on the handle of a bat which grants grip and a better percentage of hitting ability to the user.

Ghetto Tape by Justie K. Tickle June 22, 2010

duct tape moment 

When someone is such an idiot that you really need duct tape to keep your head from exploding while you listen to them.

I was having a serious duct tape moment while that whiny guy with no kids was telling me how to parent mine.

duct tape moment by MsOwlWoman April 16, 2012

screw tape 

Describes someone who does something morally wrong to you and then when you get angry and confront them about it, They blame you for being angry. This can snowball many times over resulting in a double screw tape and even a triple screw tape.

That bitch pulled a screw tape on me when she called me abusive just because I stuck up for myself and refused to put up with HER abuse.

screw tape by Trixy Tee July 29, 2018

flex tape can't fix that 

a sentence once heard by the great queen Abeeha who can now not stop saying it and has claimed it as her own

"flex tape can't fix that"
"no bro that's abeehas word u can't say it"

flex tape can't fix that by 2kool4skool123 May 30, 2020

duct tape over her nipples

when a girl with no personality attempts to wear as little clothing as possible to appear more attractive- even though every respectable man knows that a woman’s mind is most important.

Gary: “Well why don’t you date Maggie?”
Steve: “Are you kidding me? She’s constantly wearing duct tape over her nipples. I don’t think she even reads.”

duct tape over her nipples by sidneysidneysidney June 21, 2021

pee tape

The Pee Tape was a recording of Trump getting pissed on.

Yo, have you seen the Pee Tape?

pee tape by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 1, 2022

Eternal Duct Tape 

A legendary roll of duct tape which is capable of sticking to anything and never losing stickiness. However, the possibility of such a roll of duct tape raises the eternal question of whether you would be able to get the duct tape off the roll. Sadly, this is a question which can only truly be answered by discovering the Eternal Duct Tape.

If Eternal Duct Tape is eternally sticky, would you be able to get it off the roll?

Eternal Duct Tape by The_Hawk August 14, 2009