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there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!
by panda_patches May 7, 2013
mugGet the there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horsemug.
This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.
Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it
by ultrasupernectar2 October 8, 2012
mugGet the Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at itmug.
a valid excuse to say when ur choking
"i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere, now it just regurgitaed out of my mouth, now its back on the floor"
mugGet the i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywheremug.
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<.7.9.7.6.>Your Father Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Mother Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Your Father Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Mother Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Horizontal Sword-Swallow

When a woman is lying on the bed on her back with her head hanging over the side. The man is able to insert his dick up to the base in her mouth and down her throat, similar to a professional sword swallower
Dude, she laid there and I gave her a horizontal sword-swallow
by Buckshot LeFunk August 14, 2025
mugGet the Horizontal Sword-Swallowmug.

swallowed a dictionary

use long and unclear words when speaking.
"customers in our pub said I sounded as if I'd swallowed a dictionary"
by Arminkshipper July 21, 2025
mugGet the swallowed a dictionarymug.

Conflicted Swallow

When you gag slightly while drinking a liquid
Howard make me conflicted swallow when he told that racist joke, i ethier had to keep drinking or give up the ghost
by Dugger nugger March 2, 2022
mugGet the Conflicted Swallowmug.

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