Student Services

A place in your college where students go to wait in line indefinitely and receive no service.

First Year Student: "I'm going to go to Student Services to get information and help with financial assistance!"
Fourth Year Student: "Haha, yeah...good luck with that."
*6 hours later*
First Year Student: "MOTHERFU--"

by Mostly Joking February 10, 2015

Student

A term for Broke/Poor/Got no money bro.

feeds on noodles and 80p chewits (see poor person)

when given money, it is often spent on alcohol and 50p notepads

(refer to broke bruh-oak)

"Can I have £10 for Gas?"
"I'm Sorry, I'm a Student"

by studentpotnoodle May 21, 2016

studententien

Het (minimale) werk dat geleverd wordt om zo de vereiste studiepunten te halen voor een vak.

Equivalent: 5,5

A: Ik heb een studententien gehaald!
B: 5,5?
A: Jup

by Disco-pogo June 19, 2017

Student-fu

The act of studying and being a good student, while living on ramen noodles.

I have tons of homework to do.
Time to activate my student-fu.

by The Geeky Gangsta October 2, 2017

Student

An apprentice of satin who studies for 6.9 hours a day and literally has no fucking life. The only reason he doesn't kill himself is that he is afraid that his friends will steal his diamonds from his Minecraft world

The student was practicing to be a male prostitute and teach people how to properly yeeting your meat.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Student

The workers who are somewhat insane when you write until your hands are cramped and hate speaking with the Assignment . They worship Summer.

Student 1 : Hello my fellow student
Student 2: Hello.

by 6th Grader Teacher September 29, 2020

Student Appreciation Day

A in which we recognize the great work of or students. Teacher could not teach with out students.

Every day we celebrate Student Appreciation Day, because there are no schools without students

by anonymous December 2, 2020