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Stealth Fart

This is when you hold in a fart for just enough time, then let it out very strategically, so then it comes out silent.
Hey man, I had to stealth fart earlier, it was nasty.
by HunterForLife December 30, 2016
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stealth smacker

When you have sex with girls that your friends like but you never tell them.
Damn you slept with her too!?!? Stealth smacker strikes again smh
by Mizuchiii May 6, 2017
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Steal Home

To steal home or "stealing home" is when you take your final shot with a girl. Commonly associated with sliding into her DM's for one last time.
"I've been getting mixed signals with this broad. Do I give it one last go?" -Riley
"At this point, all you can do is Steal Home man. Steal home and slide into her DM's. Worst thing that can happen is you get out. You got nothing to lose" - Art Vandelay
by Snaplatts January 12, 2018
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Stealing

Stealing is putting your butt on someones face
"you can't do that, that's stealing someone elses art."
by Lying September 29, 2018
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stealitorium

A physical or virtual location in which all the products are stolen. A place where you can get stolen products/services.
Hey let's go to Chuck's stealitorium, he has a bunch of TVs in the back of his truck!
by Captain Jack001 November 7, 2019
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Seilo

Alternate title for millimeter, named after the size of a certain Seilo's reproductive organ. The use of the word Seilo began in 2004 when a small, short and skinny boy was born. He was hated by everyone in his early childhood and he had a hard time making friends in kinder garden.

When he was 6 he was accepted to special-ed school. At the special-ed school around the age of 16 the doctors realized his puberty was not starting any time soon and they had to start an testosterone treatment but they actually mixed up the testosterone with estrogen after 2 moths of treatment he started growing breasts and his reproductive organ started to withdraw. After 3 of treatment it was already too late and his parents started to notice some odd behavior like not being able to ride his motorcycle at all and always complaining about his not getting paid enough even thought he wasn't working. His parents took him to the doctor, but Seilo was complaining the whole way there about his dads driving and calling him a "virgin" because Seilo hadn't learned yet how babies are made.

The doctors could not help since he already looked like a childish woman and the doctors also said he has a "3 inch shrimp dick" after this the word Seilo began to spread around Europe and now it's a popular insult in over 46 countries.

Nowadays it's not certain knowledge if this Seilo person ever existed but you can find an exact replica of him in a game called "Genshin Impact" and the characters name is "Venti".
Girl No.1: Omg pulled out his dick and it was an absolute seilo.
Gay Friend: Omg No way even though he's so handsome.
Girl No.2: It can't be that bad.
Girl No.1: *Shows a picture of boys penis*
Girl No.2 And Gay Friend: HOLY SHIT THAT IS A SEILO.
by Chad Dick Dickinson's October 21, 2020
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tweet stealer

one who steals tweets from your homepage
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