Blonde starfish

A bleached asshole.

Kyle got a blonde starfish to prepare for the porn he was shooting.

by JAKIL June 07, 2016

Sparklin Starfish

When you apply glitter to someone's butthole then kick it off.

Damn, did you see that video of him giving her the sparklin starfish at that shady motel? That shit was so ratchet

by wattie green July 17, 2017

starfish buddies

Starfish buddies: two people who enjoy the action of "starfishing," which is the act of wrapping ones limbs around another's head (all limbs being above the shoulders). The starfished buddy often then stands up to enjoy the starfishing. Achieving this optimum starfishing position is similar to how one would get onto the shoulders of another, except from the front.

Pete and Tori were starfish buddies, taking turns star fishing each other's heads.

by ronaldnlucy May 31, 2014

Petting the Starfish

When a girl is having sex with someone and they reach around and pet her asshole without penetrating it.

I got thrown out of the titty bar for petting the starfish of my favorite stripper.

by Jabels225 December 17, 2011

Ima starfish

You have enough dick for all these ho's

Jack: how much ho's in this bar
Ethan: idk but ima starfish

by Yung mastemo July 01, 2018

pillow starfish

A girl who does no work during sex, and hugs on to the pillow backwards, like a star fish in a tank.

We were doing missionary the entire time, she's just a pillow starfish.

by Victoriatree March 18, 2016

red starfish

The aftershock of a massive dinner of Mexican food

"How are you after margaritas last night?"

"Aw, dude, red starfish."

by _jimmiesrustled February 20, 2014