Blonde starfish

A bleached asshole.

Kyle got a blonde starfish to prepare for the porn he was shooting.

by JAKIL June 7, 2016

mocha starfish

Mocha starfish- a) a nutty and chocolatey frappe with extra whip and a sugar rim,
Or b) a persons feces rimmed anus which is about to be violated by Big John

That common thinks a Mocha starfish is from the coffee house, but Big John is about to show her how to rock down on her mocha starfish.

by Skygirl130 January 26, 2018

broke starfish

A woman who brings nothing to the table and expects to be treated like a queen. No job, lazy sex. A drain on a good man.

I could have been CEO by now, if I hadn’t wasted so much time with that broke starfish.

by Saahmei November 15, 2020

Petting the Starfish

When a girl is having sex with someone and they reach around and pet her asshole without penetrating it.

I got thrown out of the titty bar for petting the starfish of my favorite stripper.

by Jabels225 December 18, 2011

Ninja starfish

When you instantly flash your anus hole directly up close and personal blinding the camera. Take a few steps forward look back and wink.

While we attended the presidential election I ninja starfish the president when he went live .

by Floppey tripod January 15, 2023

comfy as a starfish

Very comfortable, comparable to one being “snug as a bug”

Fred: I love blankets!
Bob: You look comfy as a starfish, friend.
Fred: Thank you.

by SpiderExpert43 August 18, 2023

yodeling starfish

An unwashed anus passing wind

Rupert was horrified when he went to eat Mary out at being greeted by a yodeling starfish just centimeters from his face

by Loopydave February 12, 2020