Cooper Starbucks is a boy with a little pepperoni in his pants. Who likes to play the mouth fiddler diddler diddle until he stains his shorts
Hey Cooper Starbucks want to get a coffee?
Cooper Starbucks: Can I get a ch ch ch ch ch ch
Employee: Fucking spit it out shit head
Cooper Starbucks: Can I get a ch ch ch ch ch ch
Employee: Fucking spit it out shit head
by BigZinmypants July 13, 2022
Get the Cooper Starbucksmug. The most basic troll you will find. They ushally emanate joy and laughter but do not be fooled. When it comes to Starbucks they will use what ever means necessary to get their drink. Often found in Starbucks ordering the most basic drinks.
Starbucks troll: "OMG PUMKIN SPICE LATTE " (happily shoves a disabled person aside and orders a pumpkin spice latte)
Mom in line: "I have heard of these creatures. I think that's a Starbucks troll ."
Mom's small child: inches closer to get a better look at the troll.
Mom in line: snatches her child and holds them close. "Careful! The Starbucks troll will become vishious if you stand between it and the barista!!!"
Mom in line: "I have heard of these creatures. I think that's a Starbucks troll ."
Mom's small child: inches closer to get a better look at the troll.
Mom in line: snatches her child and holds them close. "Careful! The Starbucks troll will become vishious if you stand between it and the barista!!!"
by TPea September 17, 2017
Get the starbucks trollmug. This type of person is generally in college and spend most of their free time alone inside of Starbucks. This type of person will generally have a macbook on their lap, their inarticulate Starbucks beverage in hand, pretending to work on something that would be more appropriate for their dorm or the library. The look of these people almost always consists of eyeglasses that clearly are not for a vision problem and some type of head wear.
Clem: hey wanna go get a drop from Starbucks?
John: Sure, but go through the drive thru, I can't stand those obnoxious Starbucks Habitue's.
John: Sure, but go through the drive thru, I can't stand those obnoxious Starbucks Habitue's.
by Clem Jonas January 22, 2014
Get the Starbucks Habituemug. A condition caused by repeatedly poking your nose on the little plastic steam vent found on to-go coffee lids.
by Fanny Callahany December 8, 2017
Get the Starbucks nosemug. The phenomenon in which white women 14-35 speak in identical pitches, use similar vocabulary, and how they all can be seen at Starbucks.
A message to all scientists, we have come a long ways as a species, but we still have failed to explain the Starbucks effect
by Kapitän December 1, 2020
Get the The Starbucks effectmug. White girl with a string of African American boyfriends that has multiple children by all different men.
Children known as Caramel Macchiatos (biracial)
Children known as Caramel Macchiatos (biracial)
by Pringlescash November 9, 2020
Get the starbucks mommug. by Nevaehisnotsugargay May 5, 2019
Get the noah starbuckmug.