Starbucks Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a starbucks beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a starbucks beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a starbucks beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack October 3, 2016

Starbucks Lemonade

When someone pisses in someone else's coffee mug/pot, swishes it around then dumps it out without washing it so the owner of said coffee mug/pot get a slight residue of urine with their next cup of coffee!

The boss made me work over tonight so I made sure he'll have a starbucks lemonade in the morning

by sackfucker November 8, 2010

starbucks bae

Someone you always go to Starbucks with when you are together

Someone you always go to Starbucks with.

You are my Starbucks bae

by I_is_kenzie April 5, 2016

Starbucks Decker

Taking a dump in the upper part of the toilet at any Starbucks corporate or franchise restaraunt location (wi-fi not included).

After chugging a venti lowfat non-dairy soy vanilla mango latte scented with petunia, I ran to the unisex bathroom and dropped a nasty starbucks decker.

by Starbucks-Time Dude (STD) March 27, 2011

Starbucks Point

The point in a modern cyber relationship where the two people decide to finally meet in real life. Usually for coffee. (Because it takes less time than a meal). And usually at a Starbucks. (Because they're everywhere.)

She and I have been chatting online for a week now and I wish we could meet. I'm way past the starbucks point but she is not.

by Kari Tracy October 18, 2008

mamma starbucks

1) Friend of all friends. Picks you up when you're down.

2) Bad ass knitter

"I drank too much"
"Mamma Starbucks will save you"

by Finchasaurus January 23, 2014

Starbucks expresso

A sex position that cosists of fucking a woman in the analy when she has diarrhea. When the man is cumming she inmideatly starts to take a shit causing the fluids to mix. The end result looks like a starbucks expresso.

This starbucks expresso tastes like shit!!!!

by Mr. no nut November 8, 2022