Starbucks Habitue

This type of person is generally in college and spend most of their free time alone inside of Starbucks. This type of person will generally have a macbook on their lap, their inarticulate Starbucks beverage in hand, pretending to work on something that would be more appropriate for their dorm or the library. The look of these people almost always consists of eyeglasses that clearly are not for a vision problem and some type of head wear.

Clem: hey wanna go get a drop from Starbucks?

John: Sure, but go through the drive thru, I can't stand those obnoxious Starbucks Habitue's.

by Clem Jonas January 22, 2014

Starbucks nose

A condition caused by repeatedly poking your nose on the little plastic steam vent found on to-go coffee lids.

I had a bad case of starbucks nose after my third psl today.

by Fanny Callahany December 8, 2017

Starbucks expresso

A sex position that cosists of fucking a woman in the analy when she has diarrhea. When the man is cumming she inmideatly starts to take a shit causing the fluids to mix. The end result looks like a starbucks expresso.

This starbucks expresso tastes like shit!!!!

by Mr. no nut November 8, 2022

starbucks mom

White girl with a string of African American boyfriends that has multiple children by all different men.
Children known as Caramel Macchiatos (biracial)

That Starbucks Mom is hussling those Caramel Macchiatos.

by Pringlescash November 9, 2020

noah starbuck

Noah is a little faggot, he is the twink of gays and loves taking dick in his ass.

Look its Noah starbuck...what a little fag

by Nevaehisnotsugargay May 5, 2019

Starbucks Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a starbucks beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a starbucks beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a starbucks beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack October 3, 2016

Colorado Starbucks

A Marijuana dispensary. They line the streets in Denver like Starbucks do in every other city.

The first thing I'm gonna do when my flight lands is find a Colorado Starbucks.

by Humboldt glottologist March 5, 2014