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Lord Stanley's Love Stick

The act of shoving a hockey stick into a woman's vagina.
Guy 1:Did you hear Patrick gave someone Lord Stanley's Love Stick.
Guy 2: Yeah i think she is in the hospital now
by Sanduskyyyyyyyyy February 10, 2013
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two girls, one stanley cup

A sexual act in which two girls mimic the time honored tradition of the wining hockey team drinking champagne out of the Stanley Cup, by inverting a male participant with his legs spread wide, thus creating a cup out of his anal orifice from which they will then urinate into and then drink out of, sometimes with a straw.
"Those girls roll dirty, I heard they like to perform the two girls, one stanley cup"
by Barney Stenson October 30, 2013
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Stanley Steamer

Taking a diarrhea dump in a girl’s Stanley tumbler and then making her drink it.
I gave her the old Stanley steamer last night!
by Paul Phinebaum January 6, 2024
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Stanley

Did you go to the Stanley convention last week?
by Mertnsnerden January 27, 2021
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john stanley

a loud mouth short and the worst secret keeper ever john Stanley someone whos not romantic sometimes funny and the worst liar ever no one likes him also he is the ugliest shortie on earth
wow whos that ugly short freak over there

who the one with the loud mouth that no one likes

yes who else

oh that's John Stanley
by mbdog123 July 22, 2016
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Stanley

A depressed person who has no sleep schedule and will kill you if you as so dare to say connection terminate
Your being a right Stanley innit
by I was ok March 1, 2022
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Stanley Steamer

Very similar to a Cleveland steamer and a Cincinnati steamer, the Stanley steamer includes defecating on a person. Though a Cleveland steamer includes the face, the Cincinnati steamer includes the body, but the Stanley steamer includes defecating on a person's feet, then mixing the feces in your Stanley cup, using the toes of the person to mix them in.
I hit up this softdom mommy to have a fun time with, she told me she was dieting with fiber, oh man i hope she gives me a Stanley steamer!
by funxey_pls April 19, 2025
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