Starfish

A mentally artistic individual. Tends to just sit. Doesn't breath, doesn't pump blood. Has a low IQ.

Look at that fucking starfish its just kinda sittin there.
They say Casey is a starfish, probably cause he lacks motive.

by Trishyboo September 13, 2017

Staining Wood

Another word for anal sex. The process of staining your wood consists of a white male penetrating a butthole of his choosing and upon pulling out revealing a shit covered dick. Hence his wood has been stained.
Can be used as "stained wood" "staining my wood" or "wood staining"

"I spent all night staining wood"
"Me and my buddy spent all weekend staining wood with Stacy from accounting"

by Megatron81 July 6, 2014

Starfish CPR

When boyfriend and girlfriend have reached a plateau in their relationship where no shame is felt and they decide to place their anuses together. Then when one of them has to fart, they then unceremoniously do an exchanging of rectal air so as to revive the other's chocolate starfish and to allow the suffocated ones anus to "breathe" again. This may occur as many times back and forth as nature sees fit or until both parties can no longer butt French to keep the passing of farts going due to laughing fits as having someone fart up your ass is hilarious just as a thought, nevermind an action. I truly hope to see viral videos of this online soon. Screw Brazilian Fart Porn, its Starfish CPR now. Created from the hilariously sick mind of Jake Galloway.

John: "Last night me and Lisa did Starfish CPR like 4 times before we ran out of butt air."
Steve: "I'm gonna ask Donna to do Starfish CPR with me tonight, we had beans for lunch and I just know we can beat your record."
John: "We are gonna try adding flour to the mix and watch ourselves in the mirror, Its gonna be hilarious."
Steve: "Were getting so good at it were thinking of doing it at our wedding."

In the other room
Lisa: "Last night John made me do starfish CPR with him its like a habit now, we do it like 10 times a day. He is proud we made it to 4."
Donna: "Yeah I know, I like how it feels but it tickles my rectum so much.
Lisa: "He mentioned flour in the crevice so it would show how much air we were missing."
Donna: "He thinks we are gonna do it at the wedding, my mother would be mortified.

by Jacob Galloway November 26, 2013

beer battered strawberry starfish

When you finger your girl on the rag until the blood flows like the Niagra then poor beer on her clit and drink it as it drains down to her ass.

I slipped this girl a beer battered strawberry starfish last night and drank the whole beer.

by Richar Kraft August 2, 2006

starfish

During sex, a person who lays face down, legs and arms spread (like a starfish) and takes it from behind, not moving, making no noise, exerting no effort, and leaving all the work up to the other person. Usually the starfish is gay and a total bottom who cares little about who is fucking them, instead just wanting to take it like a bitch from behind.

That guy I picked up last night was the worst lay ever; he was a total starfish.

by ozoutofwater December 10, 2007

starfish

Retarded, brain-dead, end users.
AKA BDU's (Brain dead users).

Named so because starfish have no brain and only one orifice.

This starfish on the phone just asked me where the 'any' key is.

by VIPERsssss January 19, 2005

pink starfish

A pink starfish is a young guy's puckered asshole.

I like to lick Matt's pink starfish while I jack him off!

by eda-skip May 12, 2023