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Squirteling

When you're having sex with a girl, then you put a large carboard box on your back like a turtle shell, drink some water and then you spray the water from your mouth into her face, while screaming "SQUIDDLE ME THIS!!", while nutting on her face at the same time.
"Yo bro, last night, me and my girl squirtled"
"Hey, I was right about to ask you if you were up for some squirteling"
by r/jawline August 15, 2024
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Squirtinator

A person likely a woman who is prone to squirting a lot like a waterfall and/or hose. A squirtinator will spray it everywhere soaking the room they are in.
Last night I was with Oliver’s mom and she was a squirtinator
by Lavasharkterlec13 February 14, 2024
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Squirtle

When a person uses an enema to prepare for a anal session and does not eliminate all the water completely before the fun and accidentally shoots it out of their butt at an inopportune time.
"I was hooking up with this dude last night and when I gagged on his dick, I squirtled all over my feet."
by Iamincognito February 17, 2024
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Squirter

When a song is so orgasmic that you get body-chills
"Anything Subtronics releases is a squirter."

"Yeah, Scream-Saver squirts!"
by Honeylilt February 17, 2024
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Squirtle

When a male lights their pubic hair on fire, and the female has to squirt to put it out.
squirtle is when a male lights their pubic hair on fire, and the female has to squirt to put it out.
by Iglooerrank600 March 17, 2024
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squirtlesquad mc

a pixelmon server full of faggots. the staff are straight dumbasses who dont know their left from their right.
the players aint much better, coming in and trying to over sell pokemon and items for CRAZY amounts.
the owner never plays and the manager doesnt listen to anyone. is very pay to win and will absolutely kick you if you dont give them any money then complain if you dont like something.
player 1: can i buy that plushie?
player 2: yea for 3 million.
player 1: die bitch

person 1: got any good pixelmon servers?
person 2: (proceeds to list many pixelmon servers, not even bothering to mention squirtlesquad mc.)
by b1gb1ackc0ck69420 September 26, 2024
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Squirtle Squirt Off

3 Women dress up at Squirtle, Wartortle and Blastoise and lay on their backs and get into a circle. With them on their backs, the shells would keep them stuck on their backs. They would then have their hands tied behind their backs and have their legs tied together with a vibrator in between them, being held in place. The 3 women would then try and get onto their fronts, and whoever does so first wins the Squirtle Squirt off!
Sally, Jenny and my girlfriend had a Squirtle Squirt Off yesterday. I was there for 5 hours until Sally finally won.
by Steven Skibidoviç October 3, 2024
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