Squiggum

adj: The smallest amount possible, or less then 6 pounds.
noun:semen

note, you can not use squiggum as a noun and adjective in the same sentance.
i.e.> That's a squiggum of squiggum.

Oi! You got your squiggum in my eye!
I only want a squiggum of lotion.

by Eloyzen March 26, 2009

Squiggle mon tiggle

A deep and affectionate love for another person, when "i love you" isn't enough.

When James Ellard loves Jessica cloutier he says "Squiggle Mon Tiggle" and she replys with "squiggle mon tiggle tu!"

by Big and Boner July 18, 2009

SquiglyBigly

Son of a man who loves Arnold swarzenegger soo much he makes his own language up to express himself. 2. A nickname for one near and dear to the person stating it. 3. Someone who is out of there mind.

Come here my little Squiglybigly.

by Dr3dge23 August 19, 2009

Squiglybop

The art of doing something to something or someone to make it/him/her better.

I just squiglybopped your mum, now she be pimpin'!

by Johnny187896 December 13, 2009

squiggly ball fun

when your balls go squiggly and you tea bag a giraffe ridding a unicorn making love to a badger and its like zomg this is quiifalicious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HORSES FOR JUSTICE

"OMFG THE OTHER DAY LIKE BALLS WENT SQUIGGLY AND I tea bagged a giraffe ridding a unicorn making love to a badger and its like zomg this is quiifalicious"

"wow i HORSES FOR JUSTICE THANKYOU"

"GOOD COLLYWOGGLES"

what a load of squiggly ball fun

by Dear?!!! yes for im a dear!! December 31, 2011

Squiggly Mace

It's slang used by the military with Drill Instructors and in boot camps or types of indoctrination.

Squiggly Mace Rhymes with "Get on your face!" so it implies to get on push up formation.

"CANDIDATE. SQUIGGLY MACE. DROP!"

by drop and give me twenty. September 23, 2012

Squigging

Rotational Squeaking/creaking noise while driving your vehicle around corners and making sharp turns

While making a right turn in my car, I can hear an abnormal squigging noise. Please inspect my steering and suspension

by mikey pru February 21, 2018