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Squeegler

A person who voluntarily gives animals orgasms for the purpose of insemination. Basically beats them off until the animal achieves orgasm.
Owen is a good squeegler because he gets animals to ejaculate quickly.
by Snowdrif May 26, 2009
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Orange Squeezer

Placing a balled fist forcibly behind someone's knee and then pushing the calf towards the thigh so it squeezes the hand and greatly annoys and frustrates the recipient.
Rob gave Joanna an orange squeezer and made her cry while she laughed at the same time.
by Coatesai January 10, 2012
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lemon squeeze

(n) The act of placing one's hand on the female breast and then rotating it alternately clockwise then anti-clockwise over the nipple (usually erect).

(v) Doing the action.
I gave my friendly neighbour a lemon squeeze this afternoon.
by lemons January 6, 2006
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Squeesless

Roadkill Squral with a soft cheessey center
pot Squeesless
by me@me November 7, 2003
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squeezethroughable

Able to be squeezed into or through
The gap between the rocks was small, but it was still squeezethroughable.
by Clyde and Stu April 22, 2006
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Squeezed the orange

Where a women gets an abortion. Somewhat like popping a cherry but for abortion.
"Did you hear about that chick on 16 and pregnant? She got the abortion."
"What?"
"Oh, she Squeezed the orange, to make it simple."
"Oh, speak English,smartass.
by G-Swizzy gets busy June 20, 2010
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Squeeze The Chicken

"a nicer way to tell people you gotta go piss"
"MOM!......Ima go Squeeze The Chicken!!!"

"I drank too much aqua, better go squeeze the chicken."
by RYUHD October 2, 2017
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