Ball Scratcher

A problem with a degree of difficulty greater than that of the average "head scratcher."

Should I wipe my ass now, or wait until I'm done? What a ball scratcher that is.

by The Stinker July 14, 2006

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Sratchet

This is a female who has joined a Greek organization who "can't even" or "literately deal". Can be found at a "bro" location. She typically can be found in any of the following: fur vest, high waisted shorts(ass cheeks must be showing), crop tops (saying fuck me, free, boss ass bitch, sometimes just bitch), snap back (she doesn't know the team), combat boots, leggings(also counts as pants), ray bans (even when it's not sunny). Every songs is her song as she precedes to twerk as she believes that she can. She probably spilled her drink on you at a bar. They swear Juicy J is their artist even though they only know three songs. She doesn't associate with GDI's (god damn independents)

dude: see that girl trying to twerk? But can't.

dude 2: yea she's sratchet, why does she have on a fur vest?

by Fratchet14 May 17, 2014

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hen-scratching

this term can be defined to mean either

a) someone's singing that sounds so horrendously bad it's as if a hen or rooster is literally scratching a blackboard.

b) a synonym, used mainly in Alberta in Western Canada, for turkey-chicken scrawl or terrible penmanship

two people who are in conversation, suddenly hear an unfamiliar voice coming from their school's basement.

person a): hang on, what's this hen-scratching?
person b) i think it's my friend Paul trying to sing, but he's singing out of tune with our high school band..

person a) roflmao

by Sexydimma February 29, 2012

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