Shwank

Another meaning for penis;
Hanging low.

My shwank is swinging

by Dan Cordeiro January 19, 2004

spanard

adjective. Label or description of a man or a woman of spanish decent and or of spanish origin (i.e. Cubans, Mexicans, Filipinos) acting like a bastard.

Can also be used as an insult.

'You met jose the other day?'
'just another spanard..'
'I hear that.'

by Just in. March 4, 2009

va-dank-a-shwank

the name of the mix drink consisting of vodka and squirt. gets you super crunk and fast

va-dank-a-shwank the family drank

by writergrl25 February 17, 2010

Shwank

Masturbating in the shower
part shower part wank
often done when staying somewhere communal e.g. a youth hostel

I had to have a shwank in scarborough so no one else could see me!

by school May 27, 2007

span

spider-man; a fictional superhero in the Marvel Universe

Have you ever seen span? Yes, I have

by Andrius March 1, 2008

shwank

To steal, on the sly

He shwanked my last beer.

by Christy February 5, 2004

Span

Short for special fan, it’s when a fan is given personal advantages that other fans don’t have by the person they’re stanning.

“Shawn Mendes gave her free tickets to his show? She must be a span!”

by Hellridge September 5, 2018