spuntaneous

Spontaneity while under the influence of methamphetamine.

Tweakers live a spuntaneous lifestyle.

by creativelyced April 27, 2023

spontagousarrogeon

Someone who delights in the art of spontagousarroge.

Peter did you spontagousarroge that young man?

by Bearded Potato June 29, 2003

Spontaneous Gonorrhea II

An event that occurs when your male
(-ho)and your eardrums sound to bullshit like "Hit Me Baby One More Time".

Also, see any pop music that's as popular to hate as it is to love

"Dammit! I was just "bopping" to "Slave" and suddenly my dick started to flame up everytime I piss! So I guess that means that whenever a boy/man listens to pop music it is completely the same as having ungloved sexual intercourse with a bangkok hooker, not washing your hands after eating a huge t-wave of diarrhea with little undigested corn kernels and remnents of a burrito in it, and drinking the urinal fluids of at least thirty different people! Fuck it all! It's not healthy to DO those four things?!!" (Yes, being a guy and listening to Britany Spears is just as dumb as eating shit.)

by lazirus July 8, 2004

spantankerous

Being so rude that everybody thinks it's funny.

"Go suck a dick!"
"Quit being Spantankerous, Jim, it's not funny."
"What a pussy..."

by Brieann November 9, 2006

spontaneadous

the extreme of spontaneous, extra spontaneous

Are you feeling spontaneadous?? (spon-ta-new-a-dus)

by tsuiko June 4, 2007

Spontaneacity

likelyness of an explosion of randomness measured on a 1-5 scale, rarely harmful, highly funny.

Scale:
1- wall flower
2- tells a joke occasionally(rarely funny)
3- makes jokes at other people
4- always has own ideas and ability to improvise well
5- all of above, never embarresed and up for anything

Ex:
Guy1 - "Man, why is jake always so unpredictable and funny."
Guy2 - "Because his spontaneacity level is off the charts."

by Jaykub September 9, 2007

Spantameous

so much of something sickening that the sheer amount of it is appreciative

John looked upon the spantameous group of black protestors with a sense of awe and confusion, mostly due to his bewilderment about how easily they could collaborate even though they were proven to have inferior intellect to most living creatures.

by Randolphhh January 7, 2008