splatter

To scatter or splah water or any type of liquid.

After Katie decided to splatter juice on Elizabeth's expensive coat Elizabeth sued Katie for one hundred dollars.

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

Big black bitch splitter.

A extremely large penis belonging to a person of African descent.

That poor girl is never going to walk again after that dude rips her with his big black bitch splitter.

by Sittingbully January 11, 2012

splatter

to kinda 'go everywhere'
go in every direction...

the paint splattered all over me

by Just Like Campbells...MmMm Good June 21, 2003

Splatter-Paint

The act of a female removing a used tampon and swinging it above her head in a circular motion.

Jamie is on the rag and just went to splatter-paint the bathroom. It's gonna be a bloody mess.

by Jewexican May 27, 2006

turd-splitter

A turd-splitter is a guy's anal sphincter.

Matt pushed his big dick up my turd-splitter and had a cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

Splatter Britches

Splatter Britches or splatterbritches is the what you call some one after a showing/smelling shart. He then takes the walk of shame. 2 Someone who bleeds from the rectum and feels the need to share with everyone about his condition,Frequently uses office toiletries to construct manpons to also hide the shame.

Splatter Britches or Splatterbritches
Hey Ol Splatterbritches is back! Seen buzzards circling the parking lot!

Hey there Splatterbritches flash her them old snagly yellow wooden teeth! She left? Well that was all she wrote!

by Thisisrichard! February 12, 2015

monkey splitters

a pair of shorts that are very short and tight such that the material is basically crammed into the folds of the vulva, nearly synonymous with "daisy dukes"

did you see that chick wearing those monkey splitters?

by Argonaut August 14, 2007