Spinster

A spinster, or old maid, is an older, childless woman who has never been married. A "spinster" is not simply a "single" woman, but a woman who has not formed a human pair bond by the time she is approaching or has reached menopause and the end of her reproductive lifespan.

I fear Robyn is going to end up a lonely spinster with only a cat by her side for company.

by ToewsRJ July 28, 2014

Spunter

A cross between being a spastic and a munter.

Mark was so ripped last night he picked up a right spunter at the pub. He was that drunk I dont think he even noticed her wheelchair.

by Manky22 May 28, 2008

Fidget Spinner

An absolutely stupid thing that is ment for ADD or ADHD kids but some stupid people use them just cause. A massive waste of money, time, air and everything in general.

Person: Hey i got a fidget spinner im so cool
Me: they are a waste of money

by imdeadsiriusandveryloony May 30, 2017

fidget spinner

A small petite female crackhead that is tweeking.

Look at the little crackhead I would like to play with that fidget spinner

by priddygood September 15, 2017

swinterbush

A woman who grows out a winterbush during the summer months.

Hey honey, please get your swinterbush waxed before we leave for our beach vacation.

by Winter Bush Inspector (WBI) January 13, 2010

skinters

totally broke.

"Are you coming out for a few drinks?"
"Nah, I'm totally skinters, maybe next week."

by ksjdgufyf December 29, 2009

Sinternet

A word that repressed and extremely religious people use to refer to what you're seeing right now.

She must be stoned to death, for she hath sought out and witnessed the Sinternet for her own unclean means!

by Zoboomafoobar May 21, 2013