speaking dick

The action of making your dick speaking with your hands from the tip. The person who made a dick"speaking'' is called a dickloquist.

Maelle : Wtf are you doing ???
Mitch : I'm speaking to you with my heart.

speaking dick : wee-wee-boo-boo.
Maelle : You're such a dick...

by Synceed November 1, 2017

Sheating

When it's Halloween and you're trick or treating and you are too impatient to wait to eat candy at home, so you just start eating candy while walking.

I think I'm gonna have to start sheating. These Skittles are too tempting.

by whiteboyz36 November 14, 2017

spearing a horse

Taking a wooden stake strapping it to your dick and fucking a fat girl.

"Dude you were so drunk you were spearing a horse" -Clayton

by Horse jocky January 16, 2018

Speaking Tax

When someone annoys you and won't shut up. He gets the Speaking Tax that means, you're going to ignore him until you stop.

spiking taks

^Dude shut up, you got a Speaking Tax

*And what's that??

^I ignore you simply until you stop

*Really? Idk if you're going to make it! Wanna see my new shoes or do you wanna go to the beach or maybe... Rich? Are you listening? Are you serious??!

^...

by Yononimo April 20, 2018

Speaking white

A phrased used when you want to say “that’s ignorant” or “that’s really stupid”.

Dude 1: “Hey dude, I must’ve slept with like twelve chicks last night... at once. I should’ve tried drugs years ago.”

Dude 2: “come on, dude, quit speaking white.”

by basiqwhitechiq May 29, 2018

speaning

Typically a female practice, that involves speaking and listening at the same time.

My wife and her freind have been speaning for over an hour now.

by speaner June 16, 2018

Sweating-a-dick

When someone is over reacting and stressed out and taking it out on everyone around them. A few years ago “stress mess” would have been used. Now the phrase “sweating-a-dick” is used.

Diana: Arnold, why is Carol e-mailing me and everyone else in the office over that file ??? I thought that it was completed ??

Arnold: I don’t know why Carol is sweating-a-dick, I took care of all the issues in the file and sent them to her an hour ago.

by Jack de wack October 14, 2019