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spanish crowbar

The act of sticking your hard cock into a girls ass and using it to pry it open wide, like it was a crowbar
Man i totally hooked her up with a spanish crowbar last night, now when the wind blows i can hear her ass hum.
by slaptheebass August 7, 2009
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Spanish double-backhander shasty

A squatting position when one has both arms stretched around the back of the thighs, thumbs facing the person performing the S-D-B shasty.
The boys saw a great looking girl on the beach, he quickly reached down and performed a public Spanish double-backhander shasty.
by Cannot June 19, 2008
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spanish omelet

A special moment while receiving head when you come in said head-giver's ear and the ear is then folded over to create the appearance of a gooey, cheesy omelet
Just like a spanish omelet: cum hungry, leave happy.
by Big Johnson 1195 June 20, 2010
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spanish omelette

After you ejaculate from simulating sex with your partner's breasts, you stir your penis around in the cum pooled on her chest and neck.
Jake titty fucked her good and then served her up a spanish omelette as he finished.
by SecretiveSean January 17, 2008
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spanish gold

awesome bud that knocks you on your ass
"What kind is it?"
"spanish gold..."
"oh shit."
by ihnsane June 14, 2006
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Pointing Spanish Tits

Spanish Teacher who has huge boobs and her tits are pointing out of her shirt
"Damn my Spanish teacher has really big boobs!"
"Yea I know she has Pointing Spanish Tits."
by Smithers john January 31, 2009
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spanish inquisition

a heterosexual lovemaking position wherein:

• the man ejaculates inside the woman just before she is about to orgasm
• then unexpectedly performs oral sex to finish her off
• finally, shouts "nobody expects the spanish inquisition!"
Example 1:
He felt guilty about finishing before she did, so he made amends by performing the Spanish Inquisition.

Example 2:
Man: <performs the spanish inquisition>
Woman: wow, well, i certainly didn't expect that
Man: nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
by Team Moxie September 2, 2013
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