SPAM

Sliced Processed Alien Meat

I want to slice and process some alien meat, I'll call it SPAM!

by An Anime Nerd June 25, 2017

Spam

SPAM may stand for "Small Pointless Annoying Messages" and sometimes the "S" means "Stupid."

Spam is what n00bs use on chatboards. Posting BUMP (Bring Up My Post), or posting "S" as the topic and "hahahahahaha" as the message, this is also spam. Chain letters as well, are spam.

It is also refered to as Junk Mail you get in e-mail.

I get over fifty spam mails a day!

Stupid n00bs, posting spam everywhere we look!

by Kitty Love July 30, 2006

spam purse

Endearing slang for the female reproductive organ - vagina. Also known as 'quim', 'minge', 'axewound', 'spaz hole' and 'cunny

I could see right in her spam purse

by Dr Hilary Wilson January 14, 2004

Spam Javelin

Male genitalia/cock

"You f***ing spam javelin!"

by Darren November 26, 2001

SPAM

An acronym for Special Penis Anal Massage. It's a sexual euphemism for anal sex. It's a sly way to get your mate into the bed room for some anal loving. Works best in a crowd to remain discrete.

(At a party)
Jim: Hey Joy, what's up?
Joy: I'm just hanging out, what are you up to?
Jim: I'm doing the same, this party is boring.
Joy: It's really lame. I'd really love to have some SPAM right now *wink* *wink*.
Jim: Well, let's leave so I can give you what you need!

by bryri November 23, 2010

spam school

Colleges that no one has heard of that send random high school students information about their school without their consent (usually has some religious affiliation)

Mother: "*insert name here*, you got a letter from Southern Texas Baptist University. It sounds like they want you at their school"

Student: "Ugh, not another spam school. Toss that out... why would they even send me that? I'm Jewish!"

by Jart1014 September 20, 2009

Spambuster

A person who doesn't like spamwankers (Please see UD for definition of Spamwanker) The Spambuster will go out of his (or her) way to retaliate against the said Spamwanker so they either leave the group or see the error of their way and stop spamming.

One one group they have a hall of fame whereby the said spamwanker has their picture defaced in a humourus manner an shown to the Spambusters of that siad group

Spambusters normally hunt in packs of 4 or more and target the Spamwanker all at once. In some occasions up to 10 Spambusters will all join in

Spamwanker Spambuster Twunt Spamtwunt

by A Homage to Kapitan July 2, 2010