A spoof of Fifty Shades of Grey dedicated to teaching a manly man about spades and shovels for use in the yard. It's about infinitely manlier than FSoG and the movie is exclusive to men. Because let's get real here, yardwork is manly.
John: Hey, Joe, what're you reading?
Joe: Fifty Spades of Grey!
John: Ha, gay!
*Joe rips out a spade and beats John to death with it. He proceeds to take out another spade and bury John with it.*
Joe: MANLINESS POWERS, AWAY!
*Joe flies away*
Joe: Fifty Spades of Grey!
John: Ha, gay!
*Joe rips out a spade and beats John to death with it. He proceeds to take out another spade and bury John with it.*
Joe: MANLINESS POWERS, AWAY!
*Joe flies away*
by No Derps March 8, 2015
Get the Fifty Spades of Grey mug.A state of being shameful after a night of heavy drinking. When you were a total asshole, nightmare then night before and now that you have slept it off you are back in a normal state of mind and you feel a large amount of guilt for your actions.
Jordan just text me. He was apologizing got whatever he did last night. He doesn't even remeber. Jordan has the shames
by Poogas22 January 21, 2020
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by anonymous October 21, 2020
Get the author spaces mug.Ace of Spades: Transgender/nonbinary femme who has had sex with black men.
Part of the family of suit cards that denotes having had sex with black men. The others are defined as such:
Jack of Spades: White man (or sissy) who has had sex with black men.
Queen of Spades: White woman who has had sex with black men.
King of Spades: Only black men can be king.
Part of the family of suit cards that denotes having had sex with black men. The others are defined as such:
Jack of Spades: White man (or sissy) who has had sex with black men.
Queen of Spades: White woman who has had sex with black men.
King of Spades: Only black men can be king.
Tasha felt exhilarated as she left the tattoo studio, matching Ace of Spades tattoos on her lower back and ankle. Now everyone would know her secret.
by unwh0rruptable June 2, 2023
Get the Ace of Spades mug.An expression commonly used by those with both the intellect and maturity of a seventh grader, to communicate that one sympathizes with, has committed similar actions as, or to simply agree with another person. However, it can also be utilized by those with a veteran sense of humor and a thorough history of meme-creation.
by tj696969 February 22, 2017
Get the samesies mug.When two pieces of candy are stuck together forming one bigger piece. Candy can also be subsituted for the type of candy you are eating. For example: Siamese Skittle, Siamese Mike and Ike, Siamese Milk Dud, ect.
Dude 1: "Hey man, can I have a skittle?"
Dude 2: "Sure."
Dude 1: "Eww, I dont want this piece."
Dude 2: "What's wrong with it?"
Dude 1: "It's Siamese Candy."
Dude 2: "Sure."
Dude 1: "Eww, I dont want this piece."
Dude 2: "What's wrong with it?"
Dude 1: "It's Siamese Candy."
by Jared77 June 23, 2009
Get the Siamese Candy mug.A group of three or more people sat in a circle who all but one person have a lit joint.
after each intake everyone passes the joint to the left hand side so with every rotation there there is a 'bust light' orbiting the circle appearing as a spinning spaceship.
after each intake everyone passes the joint to the left hand side so with every rotation there there is a 'bust light' orbiting the circle appearing as a spinning spaceship.
Giraffe: "Hey man! did you see that UFO in the park the other night?
Phoenix: Nah man, that was just a group of stoners spaceshipping!
Phoenix: Nah man, that was just a group of stoners spaceshipping!
by PolarBearLovingPhoenix February 11, 2010
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