Snuffle

The act of rubbing your face against something or someone whilst making a cute sniffling noise.

Osama was so excited to see his nephew Obama for the first time in years so Osama rushed to snuffle Obama but was shot in the process. RIP BRO.

by (-.(-.(-.-).-).-) September 14, 2015

snuffleupagus boner

imaginary boner that a transgender woman wished they had

lili: i wish i had a boner
todd:you have a snuffleupagus boner

by awkwarfart101 April 17, 2017

Spaffled

When you're extremely perplexed and disappointed at the same time.

I was spaffled you read this definition.

by FaZe Failure July 29, 2018

Snuffleupagus

When you tell your woman a funny joke just as you blow your load in her mouth so that she bursts out laughing making the cum snort out her nose

She snuffleupagussed so hard I had to get her a tissue!

by Yotellmewhatchoowant September 25, 2020

Sniffles

Moist anal breaths. They are very taxing physically, but create a truly marvelous aroma.

I had the sniffles so bad that grandma nearly passed out, ha ha!

by Captain Feceous July 20, 2003

snoffleoffalgus

Do do LSD or acid

yo man ima snoffleoffalgus over the weekend, and enter a whole new world

by noobinniga January 26, 2007

Snuffleupagus

A vera that actually exists!

Dube I thought his girlfriend was a "vera", turns out she was a "snuffleupagus".

by snuffleupagus April 19, 2005