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Siberian Sledge Hammer

When a guy sticks an ice cube up a girls ass and then plows her as hard as he can and shoves the ice cube further and further up the girls ass with his dick
"ugh im so sore from last night"said serena
"why what happened?" asked leila
"michael gave me the Siberian Sledge Hammer last night and i was not expecting it, i must admit though i liked it."
by scizzott November 13, 2007
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Norwegian Sledgehammer

When a person is having sex with someone doggy style, you pull out, walk back 15 feet, run, jump and try to make it in. Accomplishment of this particular sex act definitely deserves a high 5 if not more
"Yo man, last night I was fucking my girl and gave her a Norwegian Sledgehammer!"
by A Pimp Named Puff Puff January 12, 2009
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Spludge

Spludge is the residual drippy leavings of jizz and poop left upon ones penis after a very sensual, yet vigorous, pounding of someone’s anus.
Bronson: Yo bro, my girl finally let me put it in her butt last night! It was great until I pulled my dick out. It had shit and jizz on it!
Nasty Nigel: That’s called Spludge my friend. Warm. Sticky. Spludge...
by WompaStompa February 18, 2021
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fudge smudge

The remnants of a horrible anal eruption, usually found on the back of the afflicted one's underwear.
"I found some corn lodged deep in the fudge smudge that was left after I farted. Very queer I say, very queer indeed."
by Colonel Turdburglar September 6, 2005
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Southpaw Smudge

What happens to left handers when they write a lot in pencil or pen. The bottom of their hand smudges from the graphite or ink as their hand passes over what they just wrote on the paper.
I wrote so much on that in-class essay that I got southpaw smudge.
by JSH774 January 5, 2008
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sledge

commonly used in sports to insult players from an opposing team. the sport with the highest amount of sledging is cricket, with one player having to stand in the middle of the opposing team for what could be hours on end. because cricket requires supreme concentration; witty, clever and insulting sledges can be useful in putting the batsman off his game.

some sledges, however, can turn nasty when racism is brought into it, usually by the south africans or pakistanis (but never australians ;)
sledging can occur in football except footballers are usually too stupid to come up with clever sledges.
examples of a sledge:

mark waugh (aus) to james ormond (eng): There's no way your good enough to play for england!
james ormond: maybe not, but at least i'm the best player in my family.

rod marsh (aus) to ian botham (eng): So Ian, hows your wife .... and my kids?

and so on. have to be an aussie or a pom to find them funny
by holmesinho January 26, 2007
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squdge

When someone comes over to you and pushes your face together in their hands so that you look like some kind of deformed fat baby.
Person One: Come over here I want to squdge your face

Person Two: No go away ¬¬

Person One: *goes over and does it anyway*

Person Two: =(
by vampire129 November 2, 2009
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