Shit the slit

An odd and peculiar sexual fetish where the woman is on her back and rolls on to her shoulders presenting her pussy to the sky. The man, or woman then steps between her legs into a scissoring position and then proceeds to fire a hot log right into her vagina. This obviously only works if the turd is relatively hard and/or the pussy is extremely loose.

Tammy was feeling overly naughty last night and asked me to shit the slit.

by Go Balls Deep1 August 17, 2023

slit deep

Birds don't have balls but got slits

ahhh man I went slit deep on this bean.
Don't you mean balls deep.
No, I went slit deep I'm a bird. I don't have balls

by SindriTheAvali May 2, 2024

slit-your-throat job

Something that’s so depressing it makes you want to slit your throat. Usually used for places and building.

Have you seen that council estate over the road? That house on the corner as you drive in is a proper slit-your-throat job!

by Chris_32 May 27, 2024

slit town

harmful ext group who targets everyone
no one is safe and you might be next
founded by XV and LURK 764 now owned by Kiryu and big dick pigeon catcher and pedo zes

They Slit Town till I bleed out

by svn777 May 30, 2024

slit

slang for so lit

Damn that party sounded slit yooo

by jellysmore November 27, 2021

slit cheese

Slit cheese is the from under cheese if the vagina.

My boyfriend said I had a case of the slit cheese after the gym yesterday.

by 4n power November 29, 2021

knuckle slits

The slits are pair of gloves used after by pregnant woman trying to kill the baby by fisting herself trying to pull the fetus

she had to hide the fact that she kill the fetus by using the knuckle slits

by thatonedudebwholovesboobs July 27, 2022