A massive mammal with an even bigger cock attached to the crotch of a man. Legend says if you penetrate an ass hole deep enough with a hippo cock you can split the large intestine in half.
You hear the new Arab kid is slinging some hippo cock?
God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.
God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.
by Jibbletlover99 November 16, 2019
Get the Slinging Some Hippo Cockmug. by Paxso-Africano February 4, 2024
Get the Slingingmug. by therealnohomo April 12, 2024
Get the Slinging Trussesmug. Similar to the word “rizz,” the pc word sling means a charismatic trait that somebody has and quantifies their ability to get bitches.
Omg is he gonna go sling her up?
I have so much sling I get girls all the time.
Woah she is such a sling king!
I have so much sling I get girls all the time.
Woah she is such a sling king!
by slingking October 1, 2023
Get the Slingmug. Slingin’ chicken is when a man takes a chicken, male or female, and sodomizes it. After the act, the slinger takes the chicken by its feet and launches (yeets) it over a bridge of at least 350 feet high.
Damn, Sebastian was so drunk last night he started slingin’ chicken left and right. Slingin’ chicken is my favorite thing to do on Tuesdays! Slinging chicken is a despicable act.
by Paul chicken December 12, 2020
Get the slinging chickenmug. "Why we're you late for work Gerald?"
"I'm sorry Boss. Lorraine Kelly was on TV when I woke up and I couldn't help myself from slinging a mucky"
"Fair enough Gerald, we've all been there"
"I'm sorry Boss. Lorraine Kelly was on TV when I woke up and I couldn't help myself from slinging a mucky"
"Fair enough Gerald, we've all been there"
by SphincterElCapitain August 1, 2017
Get the Slinging a muckymug. A sexual activity within the scat fetish community wherein one participant defecates into a sling and slings it into their partner’s face as hard as humanly possible (a la David v Goliath).
“You feeling okay Tom? You’re looking a little dazed”
“Sorry, me and the misses tried the Sling of David last night and I got a bit of a head injury from it.”
“Sorry, me and the misses tried the Sling of David last night and I got a bit of a head injury from it.”
by TheSemenStomper December 19, 2024
Get the The Sling of Davidmug.