Skuffin

A combination of skank and muffin. Semi-deragatory term for a female implying that she is trashy, easy and slutty but yet has redeemable qualities that lessen the harhness of the term skank.

"That Rachael is such a skuffin!"

by zacabieli February 28, 2010

skuffed

Worn out

I have some skuffed timberlands

by miss undaztood September 21, 2016

smiffed

to get owned.

usually followed with the word 'shame!'

mr.scott got smiffed last week.

by GEE:) December 29, 2007

Skife

A type of steak knife used to kill zombies during the rapture.
steak+knife=Skife

Dude, I have my skife ready for when the zombies attack.

by Alyssatahlialeah December 11, 2011

skeff

anything that can be nasty or deragatory. It's a sentence enhancer, you can replace it for almost anything. Usually is used for talking about farting or replacing the "S" word.

"Sorry guys i used all of the toilet paper because i had to take a major skeff."

"Dude, I have been skeffing all day, maybe i should go take a crap."

"My dog skeffed all over the floor because i forgot to take him outside."

fart turd poop beef smelly skeff

by mike oxtoobig December 25, 2009

Skiffden

A person of the lower classes with football tattoos. Will be seen around town when the rest of us are working hard. He will be dumb and inarticulate and more common than rats in a farmyard. The female equivalent will be found with two or three kids in pushchairs, wearing leggings with a cigarette hanging out of her common mouth. The kids will be called things like Tara and Billy. The common Skiffden can also be referred to as a Skiff or even Skiffer.

The dole office had skiffdens queuing out of the door.
That’s a really rough skiffs pub.
Man, she was a right skiffer.
You don’t want to live there mate it full of skiffdens.

by Fastbelly January 21, 2004

Skiffard

A person who skiffs.

This is the end for you, skiffard!

by Dinglebob August 6, 2004