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Stiggy Shuffle

A dance that men do to symbolize the smallness of their genitalia
Jenny saw Tom doing the stiggy shuffle, she broke up with him because now she knows he has a small penis.
by zorgslover1996 January 20, 2023
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Bread shuffle

To use your fingers to skip past slices of bread in the loaf. can be done on with any kind of bread.
Dude 1 bread shuffled past the first slice of whole wheat because Dude 2 touched it without washing his hands upon returning from the bathroom.
by Lonedro42 October 19, 2012
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Buffalo Shuffle

The way Canadians run across ice without slipping and falling.
Gary did the buffalo shuffle across the pond to get away from the moose who was chasing him.
by cdnshredder September 8, 2015
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shitty shuffle

The walk to where toilet paper is stored upon learning that the toilet paper roll is empty after defecating. This walk is typically awkward in an effort to not smear any feces remaining in the anus.
"My roommate didn't replace the empty toilet paper roll, so I had to do the shitty shuffle to the closet."
by ISayWhatUrThinking February 12, 2013
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Holland Shuffle

The act when someone grabs a man's penis then the man grabs the others forearm and jacks himself off. Like the Dutch Rudder only the hand placement is switched.
Ashley came in and jacked off Steve by giving him a Holland Shuffle.
by A.C. Slator December 9, 2010
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Filthy Shuffle

A dance native to Omaha brought on by too much Jameson. The dance is comprised of staples from different dances. Some of the moves seen in the dance are "The Dice Roll", "The C Walk", "Deion Sanders endzone celebration", "The Frank Reynolds", etc. Since the dance is always evolving, it will never go out of style.
After killing Seth in College Football, Sean filthy shuffled up a storm.
by The With July 30, 2011
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Scarborough Shuffle

The process of transferring between subway lines at Kennedy station in Scarborough, a borough of Toronto, Canada. Both subway lines 2 (Bloor-Danforth) and 3 (Scarborough) end at Kennedy and transferring between them requires a rather long walk including 3 flights of stairs. This inconvenient process has become an infamous staple of commuting to and from the east end of the city and is one of the many examples of how much rapid transit infrastructure in Scarborough has failed to improve.
Just arrived at Kennedy, now I need to Scarborough Shuffle down to the Bloor-Danforth platform.
by Xx_ToiletSlayer_xX September 21, 2020
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